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Unread 26-07-2021, 08:59 AM
est.1878
 
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Swimming in the sea.


Last week was unreal warm nw coast...
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 07:09 PM
waynes ear's
 
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new bird started with us a while back, not bad to look at, blonde, really nice girl. Find out today she's one of those Only Fans type of girls outside of work.

Jesus christ.

Absolutely no links because this is a safe for work thread.

 
Unread 18-08-2021, 03:59 PM
est.1878
 
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Been to lots of nice places and taken lots of things that can't talk about on sfw thread but picking perfectly ripe blackberries on an oddbod walk right up there for me Clive
 
Unread 18-08-2021, 04:05 PM
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Been to lots of nice places and taken lots of things that can't talk about on sfw thread but picking perfectly ripe blackberries on an oddbod walk right up there for me Clive


Out for a long walk, I went for a wee in the bushes and got loads of little green things stuck to my jeans and boots

I'm still finding them now
 
Unread 18-08-2021, 04:08 PM
est.1878
 
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Out for a long walk, I went for a wee in the bushes and got loads of little green things stuck to my jeans and boots

I'm still finding them now
panspermia

Humans had their chance, time for a new life form to begin

Probably just needs a 40 degree wash and a non bio washing powder to activate
 
Unread 18-08-2021, 04:10 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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panspermia

Humans had their chance, time for a new life form to begin

Probably just needs a 40 degree wash and a non bio washing powder to activate
Donít forget to iron your jeans once youíve washed them
 
Unread 18-08-2021, 04:16 PM
92ToBury
 
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new bird started with us a while back, not bad to look at, blonde, really nice girl. Find out today she's one of those Only Fans type of girls outside of work.

Jesus christ.

Absolutely no links because this is a safe for work thread.

Well, we have a section just for that sort of thing....
 
Unread 18-08-2021, 04:19 PM
Poop
 
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Yeah, give us her name you bastard. I'll find her stuff and stick it in one of the dirty threads.
 
Unread 18-08-2021, 07:43 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Out for a long walk, I went for a wee in the bushes and got loads of little green things stuck to my jeans and boots

I'm still finding them now
Little green round sticky things?

You will be finding them, on and off, for days
 
Unread 18-08-2021, 08:39 PM
Drexl
 
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Little green round sticky things?

You will be finding them, on and off, for days
i will miss them when the are gone, but tbh what a smashing of lads
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