Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I think this is what brings utd99 back.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/UtdDistrict/stat...250862084?s=20

New deal incoming..

Like a new signing imo

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/UtdDistrict/stat...250862084?s=20

New deal incoming..

Well, if Lauren from 'Talk of the Devils Podcast' says it...

Bloody loves a bullshit, no mark, twitter link does dunk, bloody loves it...

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Well, if Lauren from 'Talk of the Devils Podcast' says it...

Bloody loves a bullshit, no mark, twitter link does dunk, bloody loves it...

She’s a United correspondent for the Athletic you £#%&!nugget.

She's also a man called Laurie.

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

She's also a man called Laurie.

Well...

Now it may have some truth...

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

She's also a man called Laurie.

Looked like a woman in the pic I saw

Originally Posted by dunk

Looked like a woman in the pic I saw

Definitely a touch of KD Lang or Vanessa Selbst.

Oh dear dunkers

Originally Posted by dunk

Looked like a woman in the pic I saw

Laurie posts on here, be respectful.

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1423948568788938757?s=21

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...788938757?s=21

Ten days?

So that’s him out against Leeds too then.

He's not leaving, is he?

Here, top up the old hatred levels...

https://youtu.be/XnQXUcrpOoI

I absolutely detest everything about this @#%&!.

No idea why he's even back amongst the playing squad, as he should be no part of this club. You'd think that in the lead-up to the season opening, Premier League players will be under the strictest instructions to take covid precautions, minimise social contact and reduce any threats to spread to teammates.

Guarantee that this dancing, prancing overgrown child has been unable to show any adult responsibility, and has probably been mixing with every corner of his ridiculous social circle, and unsurprisingly got infected. Just get rid of him, ffs.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...788938757?s=21

A virus can catch a virus ?

I think the West Ham move is dead, but if Leicester sell Maddison they’ll move for Jesse, otherwise he’ll be here for the season and will probably get a new deal.

Originally Posted by dunk

I think the West Ham move is dead, but if Leicester sell Maddison they’ll move for Jesse, otherwise he’ll be here for the season and will probably get a new deal.

Surely the suits have copped on that contracts just make these clowns harder to get rid of? These social media #@&%!s are a scourge, its plain and simple IF you are a good footballer the media follows you, self promoting tiktoks is for lads who don't do it on the pitch. God how I wish fergle was back here in his ferocious prime.

He is a good footballer though, and did it on the pitch last season

Originally Posted by Ethers

He is a good footballer though, and did it on the pitch last season

He did it for a short period of ‘new club bounce’. He was only there because he couldn’t make any impact on a side he started in when the current manager arrived.

He’s a decent player, but he’s not good enough for us and proven time and again that this is the case. Yet, here he is. Still. Hopefully we’ll see him as little as possible.