Newcastle United v Manchester United - who is the worst? Official Match Thread 6th October

Woooaah. Dat team...
Got to be 0-0 shirley

That team....

This can’t go on

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J66WUdKBCnM

Geordie making his debut. Lump in on him and/or his brother dominating the game.

Speechless.

Will be lucky to get 0 today.

No chance of a goal from open play.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Perfect giffage.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Has Lindelof joined the injury list?
Not that arsed as I think Axel is a better bet long term anyway

Just been given a massive pay increase so more than likely...

How the £#%&! has Mata got in that team after his performances recently?

Originally Posted by dunk

How the £#%&! has Mata got in that team after his performances recently?

very slowly

Mata and pereira in the same team

It’s only just October and we’re missing Lindelof, Wan Bissaka, Shaw, Pogba and Martial through injury

Originally Posted by armchair

very slowly

I bad mouth him in the hope he does something to prove me wrong. Hasn’t happened in about 3 seasons now

If we lose today at what point do we start looking over our shoulder? That is a really poor side.

Good grief.

Originally Posted by AK14

It’s only just October and we’re missing Lindelof, Wan Bissaka, Shaw, Pogba and Martial through injury

Some weird shit at carrington. Even since fergie days we always have alot of injuries .

Originally Posted by Furry Russian hats

If we lose today at what point do we start looking over our shoulder? That is a really poor side.

A proper relegation battle and a season in the Chamionship would do us good imo.

None of these injured bastards better be playing for their national sides this week

Win today..and we can challenge for second

Originally Posted by dunk

A proper relegation battle and a season in the Chamionship would do us good imo.

We’d be one of those clubs that would go into absolute free fall and be playing Newport county in league two before we knew it.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Some weird shit at carrington. Even since fergie days we always have alot of injuries .

Tbf I think 4 of that 5 have been injured in games?

So either our medical team are shite (read this morning we’ve actually just hired some medical bloke from Celtic?) or the players massive cowards?

Probably both

Even when you try and think positively about it you see Young and get a headache.

After seeing that team, I have just legged it out and bought a large trifle from Tesco's

i'd play an eating game where I have a spoonful every time fred kicks it out of play, but it is only a large trifle