Kevin McCarra missing

https://twitter.com/jnorthcroft/status/743874955834695681

His prose used to make me ill in The Guardian. Missing in France...

Originally Posted by Knockers

https://twitter.com/jnorthcroft/stat...74955834695681

His prose used to make me ill in The Guardian. Missing in France...

Missing in France? Has anyone checked to see if he's with Ibrahimovic?

Someone should get in touch with bonnie Tyler, she had a similar experience but was fine in the end

another grown up who wants a bit of peace and quiet getting £#%&!ing mithered

looking forward to them discovering him in a k-hole with sean ingle and barry glendenning on monday.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

another grown up who wants a bit of peace and quiet getting £#%&!ing mithered

looking forward to them discovering him in a k-hole with sean ingle and barry glendenning on monday.

Can't semi famous blokes or scatty rave girls have FIVE £#%&!ING MINUTES these days...

I'll be in the shed... "Oooooo don't dave, I'll put it on Twitter"

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Can't semi famous blokes or scatty rave girls have FIVE £#%&!ING MINUTES these days...

I'll be in the shed... "Oooooo don't dave, I'll put it on Twitter"

Give it a couple of years and our loved ones will be on here.

'It's alright, found RIC on the toilet. Crowning but comfortable. Thanks for all your concern'

Originally Posted by Cream

Give it a couple of years and our loved ones will be on here.

'It's alright, found RIC on the toilet. Crowning but comfortable. Thanks for all your concern'

Remember when no fun suggested a 'spouse takeover' night...

Wanted our partners to have our account and chat in a thread...

Folk on here still meet him for a soft drink...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Can't semi famous blokes or scatty rave girls have FIVE £#%&!ING MINUTES these days...

I'll be in the shed... "Oooooo don't dave, I'll put it on Twitter"

Madness isn't it? There were supposedly a load of Scottish blokes who went to watch the '78 World Cup in Argentina and just decided to not bother going home afterwards and who can blame them? You could never get away with that these days. You'd be reported missing within minutes of your phone's battery running out.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Remember when no fun suggested a 'spouse takeover' night...

Wanted our partners to have our account and chat in a thread...

Folk on here still meet him for a soft drink...

Wouldn't have let the pegger near it tbh....it was my " monkey tennis" moment

Originally Posted by no fun

Wouldn't have let the pegger near it tbh....it was my " monkey tennis" moment

One of numerous low points

Originally Posted by no fun

Wouldn't have let the pegger near it tbh....it was my " monkey tennis" moment

Was a moment all right.....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Was a moment all right.....

A "senior" moment ?

Ageist

Some reports he has been located.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Some reports he has been located.

Phew

£#%&!ing ridiculous

his wife has made a right tit of him here. i'd be fuming.

Had he gone off grid? ie. Not answered his phone for a bit?

Can a man not slip it to some local talent on holiday without the missus arranging a Twitter campaign anymore?

Never heard of him.

Originally Posted by sa7

Can a man not slip it to some local talent on holiday without the missus arranging a Twitter campaign anymore?

It's not so much the missus so much as the #@&%!blockers amongst the sports hacks claiming concern in this case

What position does he play?