*Official Match Thread 2016/17* - Bournemouth v Manchester United 15/08/16

cannot sit 10 men back now

rashers to smash 3 in second half

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Very lucky, Mata is so slow.

deceptively slow.

An extra million or two added to his fee

£#%&!ing now tv. Three minutes behind the play and then conks out as mata runs(?) in on goal.

Shrill, great ball.

I'm liking Bailly a lot

Is that Juan mata song some sort of mash up?

Originally Posted by Harfynn Teuport

Lovely double assist from Francis

Horror show defending. Can see him taking his own life at ht.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Horror show defending. Can see him taking his own life at ht.

Originally Posted by dunk

I'm liking Bailly a lot

Yep - looks top draw

Originally Posted by Cream

Is that Juan mata song some sort of mash up?

Sounds like a combination of do Ron Ron Ron and the Hokey Cokey

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Horror show defending. Can see him taking his own life at ht.

He has dishonoured his ancestors tbf

Rooney slows eveything down to a snails pace....

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

Rooney slows eveything down to a snails pace....

He's £#%&!ing shit.

dunk's man back at it again

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Horror show defending. Can see him taking his own life at ht.

"Quick update from Geoff Shreeves"

"He's dead"

"Cheers Geoff, let us know if there is any change in his condition"

Mikhitaryan on for Rooney, Mata no.10 second half?

Originally Posted by dunk

I'm liking Bailly a lot

Looks aggressive and athletic, but also nice and calm on the ball. Him and Blind have been our best players.

Some of Blind's passing out of the back has been lovely.

Rashford on for Rooney

Originally Posted by dunk

I'm liking Bailly a lot

Describe him in 3 words.

Originally Posted by Fergie out 89

Sounds like a combination of do Ron Ron Ron and the Hokey Cokey

Sounds about right.