Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

He is the type that will retire early and not down to injury.

I think he's already got brain damage so he could use that excuse.

Originally Posted by utd99

Polk auditioning to be Riccers trusty sidekick.

Maybe that is his, shall we say, manifest destiny?

Originally Posted by Palmer

Honestly forgot he plays for us for a while.

He doesn't he's just illegally occupying a squad number.

Originally Posted by no fun

Tongue out
Hat on indoors
Meaningless hand signs

But worst of all ....Christmas tree up in November

What a @#%&!

He probably thinks it’s meaningless, but isn’t that hand sign a symbol of cuckoldry? Better be careful if he uses it abroad at his next club ...

Can we stop bumping this unless the c*** is dead or gone?

28 today. Probably needs a run of games soon if hes to fulfill his potential.

Ole says he'll be involved in the squad tomorrow and just has been unlucky not to be part of the squad due to COVID quarantines and multiple occasions despite testing negative

Originally Posted by Vida_15

Ole says he'll be involved in the squad tomorrow and just has been unlucky not to be part of the squad due to COVID quarantines and multiple occasions despite testing negative

Too many parties to get him in the shop window.

There’s a rumour going round that bumping this thread without him actually being sold is now a banable offence. Not sure if true.

Originally Posted by utd99

There’s a rumour going round that bumping this thread without him actually being sold is now a banable offence. Not sure if true.

Originally Posted by Vida_15

Ole says he'll be involved in the squad tomorrow and just has been unlucky not to be part of the squad due to COVID quarantines and multiple occasions despite testing negative

Final chance to put him in the shop window.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Final chance to put him in the shop window.

Flip flop bin outside more like.

bloody hell i hope he gets sold during the january window.....he needs to play tomorrow

He's going to start tonight NQAT

Hoping he impresses infront of a potential employer.

Scored a lovely goal there a couple of years back

"Manchester United WILL trigger 12-month extension in Jesse Lingard's contract to ensure he does not leave for nothing this summer.." -DM

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

"Manchester United WILL trigger 12-month extension in Jesse Lingard's contract to ensure he does not leave for nothing this summer.." -DM

this is not the headline containing the words "Lingard" and "trigger" i was looking for

Doesn't mean anything, obviously.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

this is not the headline containing the words "Lingard" and "trigger" i was looking for

I might have to concede the hating Lingard stakes mate. Well done.