Fernandes

Heard if he scores against Benfica he will lift his shirt up with a message saying "£#%&! city" and then he will sign.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Heard if he scores against Benfica he will lift his shirt up with a message saying "£#%&! city" and then he will sign.

On the touchline with a pen he had stashed in his socks?

Would be some celebration that's for sure.

The game against Liverpool is probably the reason it's not been signed, sealed and delivered yet.

"Hi Bruno, get a couple of days training in with a bunch of shit @#%&!s you've never played with before, and then we're going to throw you in against the strongest team in Europe on their own turf. Sound good?"

Or, don't play him and everyone doesn't take the above into account and starts kicking off that we didn't play our new big money signing in a hiding against Liverpool.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

The game against Liverpool is probably the reason it's not been signed, sealed and delivered yet.

"Hi Bruno, get a couple of days training in with a bunch of shit @#%&!s you've never played with before, and then we're going to throw you in against the strongest team in Europe on their own turf. Sound good?"

Or, don't play him and everyone doesn't take the above into account and starts kicking off that we didn't play our new big money signing in a hiding against Liverpool.

Or they are saving him for after when we get battered 4-0 so they can announce the signing after that to give us something to be happy about.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

The game against Liverpool is probably the reason it's not been signed, sealed and delivered yet.

I'd be willing to bet that it's got absolutely £#%&! all to do with that and more to do with the fact that United reek of desperation, it's january and Sporting, quite rightly, are trying to squeeze us for every penny.

And so they £#%&!ing should. If we'd have sorted this in the summer, instead of trying to get away with investing the bare minimum, then we probably would be higher up the table and not looking such a £#%&!ing mess.

As usual, United showing that they're run by £#%&!ing idiots.

http://sportwitness.co.uk/i-think-he...hester-united/

“Having a player like Bruno on the team or not, the distance is huge,” Carlos Xavier told Rádio Renascença.

“Obviously Sporting, I think, were aware in this negotiation to count on him in this game. From there they can make a negotiation or make him available for other challenges. But I think he’ll be available to play this game.”

Bruno’s presence in the derby has been mentioned by several newspapers this morning, with local outlets saying Sporting president Frederico Varandas has been working hard to have the player available on Friday, delaying a move to Manchester United.

He'll sit out Benfica.

We'll get mauled by Liverpool.

We'll announce the signing to salve the wounds.

Originally Posted by Cream

He'll sit out Benfica.

We'll get mauled by Liverpool.

We'll announce the signing to salve the wounds.

Sounds about right.

If it's a deal breaker, then one game that we're gonna lose whether he's there or not won't make a difference.

Originally Posted by Cream

He'll sit out Benfica.

We'll get mauled by Liverpool.

We'll announce the signing to salve the wounds.

Yep

Fancy this is the case.

I seem to recall he was signing after the Benfica game last time?

Originally Posted by barca99

I seem to recall he was signing after the Benfica game last time?

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1158013645504352256?s=21

Done deal this. 1/20 on skybet.

Big Dunc says the player has agreed personal terms.

Obvs just need Ed to stop low balling Sporting now.

Originally Posted by AK14

Big Dunc says the player has agreed personal terms.

Obvs just need Ed to stop low balling Sporting now.

So it's off then.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

So it's off then.

Has links with Mou who’s agent is Jorge Mendes who was reported to be working on this transfer tbf?

Originally Posted by AK14

Has links with Mou who’s agent is Jorge Mendes who was reported to be working on this transfer tbf?

Christ knows, mate.

All looks fine on paper, but I simply have no faith whatsoever about how we conduct our business.

I won't believe it until he's playing a piano under the floodlights.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Christ knows, mate.

All looks fine on paper, but I simply have no faith whatsoever about how we conduct our business.

I won't believe it until he's playing a piano under the floodlights.

This. Ends up being my eventual conclusion to most hysteria these days.
Until the insecure gerbil is removed from his position, I can't see any football related decisions resulting in much more than shit to repair when the parasites eventually sell.

Originally Posted by AK14

Has links with Mou who’s agent is Jorge Mendes who was reported to be working on this transfer tbf?

Who was also at the game last night.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Who was also at the game last night.

He represents Nuno Espirito Santo and half the Wolves team

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Done deal this. 1/20 on skybet.