Big Sam's twitter page

Originally Posted by HERTS_RED

Rumours are it's a dipper who posts on RAWK

Scouse @#%&!. It's not funny anymore.

Originally Posted by HERTS_RED

Rumours are it's a dipper who posts on RAWK

id be devoed if that were true

Originally Posted by irk

id be devoed if that were true

no chance, they're not witty enough

Originally Posted by beansy

no chance, they're not witty enough

we can rule you out too then only joking my tomato saucey bredrin

I'd like to see Fabio, Valencia & Nani line up in a defensive wall. It'd be like looking at the different stages of Michael Jackson's life

Originally Posted by HERTS_RED

Rumours are it's a dipper who posts on RAWK

Surely not, they'd be well tempted to throw more Anti United / Everton things in?

Busting for a shit. But I keep letting the tip peep out then I clench my magnificent buttocks and suck it back up again. It feels unreal.

I'm not sure if there's a name for such a manoeuvre. I shall think of one myself. I shall call it... 'The Peeping Poppet'.

The trick with executing the perfect Peeping Poppet is not to stain your immaculate underpants with a disgusting beefy swish.

Let the Poppet breath on the fabric of your garment by all means - but don't allow it to administer a big shitty kiss. Just don't.

Beefy swish - genius!

Originally Posted by irk

we can rule you out too then only joking my tomato saucey bredrin

i actually think sullers is very amusing motwyw.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

i actually think sullers is very amusing motwyw.

Need more of you to stand up imo.

What happened to the original the big sam then?

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

What happened to the original the big sam then?

he's back, it's the same lad.

Originally Posted by toseeunited

he's back, it's the same lad.

What was he banned for?

FAO threads

(From bottom to top, absolutely brilliant )

He was a gibbering wreck by the end, but never wore pink pants again. He did become very sexually outrageous but I'm sure it was unrelated. 16 March 2011 20:35:58 via Twitter for iPhone

I sat him down and made him watch 'The World At War' in its entirety. With every on-screen death I told him: "You've let him down, pal". 16 March 2011 20:30:42 via Twitter for iPhone

Once had a player - I won't say who - who wore cream underpants with pink trim one day. He paraded around the place like Jane Russell. 16 March 2011 20:19:03 via Twitter for iPhone

I'm disgusted by those FC Copenhagen shirts. Why not go the whole hog and wear fanny pads and carry copies of 'Woman's Weekly' as well?

Maybe I'm being paranoid but the "new" stuff just doesn't have the same feel to it.

That sucking the shit back up your arse was something I came up with months before this clown.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

That sucking the shit back up your arse was something I came up with months before this clown.

should have copy righted it or something, or even videoed yourself doing and uploaded it to youtube.

Originally Posted by taff

love big sam

Love this Big Sam character. I'll be devoed if it's a scouser.

Originally Posted by Argentina

Love this Big Sam character. I'll be devoed if it's a scouser.

Apparently it is.