Manchester United v Brighton - 3pm 16/09/23 - Official Match Thread

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

This is piss easy for Brighton, by the way. The individual threat of rashford and Hojlund have been a threat, but they’ve otherwise been in complete control.

Oh look, it’s 3-0.

Absolutely taken to the cleaners.

de gea would have saved that...

Oof, great hit lad

Onana pretty bad at the saving thing isn't he

Hannibal Too late though

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Fans leaving early. It’s going to get pretty toxic now.

I reckon we'll see some forum hyena vs hyena action TONIGHT!

Originally Posted by History

Onana is £#%&!ing shite btw

Not used to using his hands tbf.

Originally Posted by united_1878

i hate to say it but ddg wouldn't have conceded 3 today.

I bloody love saying it. I never understood the sheer hatred De Gea got. I thought his time was done here but he was never as bad as a few on here made out.

Originally Posted by believe

This keeper is £#%&!ing useless by the way.

He can pass the ball 20 feet to our defenders to give away, rather than giving it away himself like the last fella.

Originally Posted by larry

don't mind hannibal tbh

Originally Posted by armchair

Not used to using his hands tbf.

Not that impressed with his feet today either. Brighton keeper better

Originally Posted by Neo

I reckon we'll see some forum hyena vs hyena action TONIGHT!

I’ll be doing some high level shit stirring if you want to join me.

Ok, De Gea would have actually saved that.

Nice goal Hannibal. Shame his first goal is a consolation.

Should probably get DDG back in if he’s that good, seeing as he’s still without a club

Pretty bizarre to dig out Onana for conceding that, the guy was in yards of space in our own area despite us having 4 or 5 players in the box, and put it right in the corner.

How the £#%&! does lindelof now get that on target. £#%&!ing useless streak of piss

Originally Posted by Ethers

Should probably get DDG back in if he’s that good, seeing as he’s still without a club

Pretty bizarre to dig out Onana for conceding that, the guy was in yards of space in our own area despite us having 4 or 5 players in the box, and put it right in the corner.

i don't see how you can give the goalkeeper any shit.

let premier league players have free shots in the 18 yard box and most of them will score

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I’ll be doing some high level shit stirring if you want to join me.

Rashford has been a £#%&!ing disgrace today. A greedy, useless disgrace.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

let premier league players have free shots in the 18 yard box and most of them will score

Can think of some notable exceptions

We were always going to be slow out the blocks this season because of the mess of a transfer window be globe trekking money making tour. Not not to say the manager hasn’t made mistakes btw..

Just need to grind out wins somehow. We’ll be fine for a CL place, not that that should be the ultimate goal but that’s where we are.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Can think of some notable exceptions

big save from onana