Phil Jones

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Originally Posted by dunk

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Originally Posted by dunk

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The baby faced assassin

Originally Posted by utd99

That’s oddly arousing

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

That's ridiculous. Surely he could be put to good use on a farm?

Tries stroking the animals and kills them

Jones is staying because

1. he's mostly injured.
2. he can play in multiple positions

try playing smalling holding mid lol

Originally Posted by dunk

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£#%&!ing hell we’ve got no players left

Originally Posted by AK14

And Lindelöf, Maguire and Rojo too tbf.

I meant as backups.

Originally Posted by armchair

Jones is staying because

1. he's mostly injured.
2. he can play in multiple positions

try playing smalling holding mid lol

When was the last time Jones played holding midfielder?

Probably the same time Blind played there, or Axel?

Originally Posted by Vedder

£#%&!ing hell we’ve got no players left

good. Rather get royally £#%&!ed than watch these £#%&!ing turds

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

good. Rather get royally £#%&!ed than watch these £#%&!ing turds

Exactly, far too many times I've watched the chuckle brothers doing what they do best and thought that I'd rather see us fail with youth players than trying watch those two clowns try and play football.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

good. Rather get royally £#%&!ed than watch these £#%&!ing turds

Is that from the Virginia Giuffre testimony?

Originally Posted by Sapien

Is that from the Virginia Giuffre testimony?

if you want

Originally Posted by armchair

Jones is staying because

1. he's mostly injured.
2. he can play in multiple positions

try playing smalling holding mid lol

Slight contradiction between those two.

https://youtu.be/DLLPPNg3HkY

Has to be on his way out of the club In January... surely.

We just gave him a new contract FFS!

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

We just gave him a new contract FFS!

another masterstroke by our 'manager'

hideous @#%&! should never play for us again after last night

see also Lingard

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

another masterstroke by our 'manager'

Why, is that actually Woodward as well now?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Why, is that actually Woodward as well now?

couldn't do much worse could he.....