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Unread 15-04-2019, 05:41 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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Is it one size fits all?
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 05:49 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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Is it one size fits all?
Dont worry. You can get a reducing flange, pal.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 06:14 PM
Sapien
 
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I'd fucking love one in my house tbh.

Don't like the layout of them in that video however, all lined up beside eachother and no privacy screens. Imagine being stood there, trousers around your ankles as it pumps away on your cock and then your boss or neighbour pops in for a quick autowank.

"Evening Jim"....
Yes it brings a whole new dimension to the dilemma of urinal selection.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 06:45 PM
ScarFace
 
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The name of the machine & thread is outrageous bigotry.

Women have penis' too.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 07:04 PM
Hands of Scone
 
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The name of the machine & thread is outrageous bigotry.

Women have penis' too.
Vile terf, trans men are men and their lack of a penis does not mean they can’t be milked.
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 07:33 PM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Can't see a buy it now price

Imho fwiw the quality and variety of female sex toys is far superior for women
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 07:43 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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Can't see a buy it now price

Imho fwiw the quality and variety of female sex toys is far superior for women
Good. We wouldn’t want quality and variety of female sex toys being far superior for men (or wood we?)
 
Unread 15-04-2019, 08:04 PM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Good. We wouldn’t want quality and variety of female sex toys being far superior for men (or wood we?)
I have no idea

If it were somehow meaningful for women to go into hospital to cop off, I'm sure there would be a range of leaked videos for men to pump their jizz on their only using their hands in a darkened room probably just south of central Bristol before making a cup of tea and looking to see if it was possible to offer irk a hug on fred or something
 
Unread 16-04-2019, 11:29 AM
MrBishi
 
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Imho fwiw the quality and variety of female sex toys is far superior for women
Yeah but men's razors are significantly better quality & value for money

1-1
 
Unread 16-04-2019, 11:39 AM
Cream
 
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Could be a wise investment.

Glory hole setup. 'Oh yes, Barry, you're really hitting the spot there'.

£25 pls.
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