Crystal Palace v Manchester United - PL 06/05/24 8pm - Official Match Thread

cass steps up, does £#%&! all and no one covers him. we actually had players back. utter shit.

Embarrassing.

That Brazilian dick just dived straight past him, then Evans just walked backwards inviting him into the box.

Amateur hour out there.

That is £#%&!ing embarrassing

playing for his utd transfer

That was like one of those FIFA goals on the ps4 where the game switches to you controlling wrong player

every game we don’t look like we even work on anything

enough is enough do we need every single player available to not have a hole in our midfield.
how come other inferior teams don’t have a hole in their midfield every game.

Originally Posted by marlo

every game we don’t look like we even work on anything

enough is enough do we need every single player available to not have a hole in our midfield.
how come other inferior teams don’t have a hole in their midfield every game.

it's pre-season and we have 70 players out injured, calm down
judge us on the cup final

we play stupid football. there is only one person to blame for that.

An idiot doing the long jump past Eze and then another idiot rolling out the red carpet for him is £#%&! all to do with Ten Hag.

Edit: Olise, not Eze

Originally Posted by jem

we play stupid football. there is only one person to blame for that.

I’m naturally drawn towards thatcher but I’m struggling

What do we expect one is not a centre half and the other is a pensioner. Don't play together.

We are a shambles.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That was like one of those FIFA goals on the ps4 where the game switches to you controlling wrong player

Exactly my first thought

It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion, over and over and over and over again. It’s comical that we’re persevering with this moron because he managed to limp past Coventry City in the FA Cup Semi Final.

Originally Posted by jem

we play stupid football. there is only one person to blame for that.

Casemiro on that occasion.

Originally Posted by no fun

I’m naturally drawn towards thatcher but I’m struggling

Originally Posted by Dacter

An idiot doing the long jump past Eze and then another idiot rolling out the red carpet for him is £#%&! all to do with Ten Hag.

Edit: Olise, not Eze

Originally Posted by RedNick80

Casemiro on that occasion

don't ruin jem's narrative

Palace are crap but we’re so much worse

Originally Posted by redhegemony

What do we expect one is not a centre half and the other is a pensioner. Don't play together.

We are a shambles.

I bet you any money if we play Liverpool tomorrow and they put a midfielder and Evans in there, we wouldn’t be walking through them.

On the other hand why can’t we even put a team under pressure or attack with purpose ?

Originally Posted by Dacter

An idiot doing the long jump past Eze and then another idiot rolling out the red carpet for him is £#%&! all to do with Ten Hag.

Edit: Olise, not Eze

the balance of the team is wrong, as always. it's not just this game; it's every £#%&!ing game. mistakes are punished (or should be) because of the way we play.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That was like one of those FIFA goals on the ps4 where the game switches to you controlling wrong player

Ahhh it’s the in game realisation we are shit again…..

It will be a big conspiracy again for you by Thursday!

Originally Posted by larry

don't ruin jem's narrative

it's not my narrative, you idiot. it's what happens consistently enough for there to be an obvious pattern.