Mourinho 'let team masseur do team talk against Citeh!

Breaking news on SSN: Sign the £#%&!er up:shakehead:!

Eva Longoria(sp)? I'd beat City on my own for a rub down off her.

Four Mou Mou threads on the first page :shakehead:

Could do with another tbh

Originally Posted by Torquemada

Breaking news on SSN: Sign the £#%&!er up:shakehead:!

http://www.theshedend.com/

Originally Posted by tatty

Eva Longoria(sp)? I'd beat City on my own for a rub down off her.

Eva Carneiro... nope, not her, some shouty Scottish bloke.

We should have Lumsden doing ours tbh. Imagine the bants.

Originally Posted by tatty

Eva Longoria(sp)? I'd beat City on my own for a rub down off her.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Eva Carneiro... nope, not her, some shouty Scottish bloke.

We should have Lumsden doing ours tbh. Imagine the bants.

'Happy Ending sirrrrrr?'

Originally Posted by Torquemada

'Happy Ending sirrrrrr?'

good to see you back torqs its moyes that's got you back right

Originally Posted by plopborsky

good to see you back torqs its moyes that's got you back right

Nope - back from Dubai after nearly 5 years where I couldn't get on the forum at work, and couldn't be arsed at night because of the time difference etc. Good to be back though (apart from the shite going on at United).

I turn my back on the Forum for 5 minutes (well years) and look what has happened - it's gone all Politically Correct with no swearing FFS!

As for United :shakehead:

You can swear as much as you £#%&!ing like tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE4Rs5ICTbg

Originally Posted by Torquemada

Nope - back from Dubai after nearly 5 years where I couldn't get on the forum at work, and couldn't be arsed at night because of the time difference etc. Good to be back though (apart from the shite going on at United).

I turn my back on the Forum for 5 minutes (well years) and look what has happened - it's gone all Politically Correct with no swearing FFS!

As for United :shakehead:

good to have you back pal.

You gone back to the g-wich ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxmOTH3_kEw

Originally Posted by plopborsky

good to have you back pal.

You gone back to the g-wich ?

Not yet mate - house is rented out until at least August. Ironically I am currently living with the new bird literally a stone's throw from £#%&!ing Highbury! Norf Lahndan is full of £#%&!ers, but the kebabage is far superior to g-wich. Nobody who lives here is actually from London though - lots of OOTs, rich dip-shit hippies and act-ors who are 'resting'. Not many c*ck-smokers though - surprising for this part of London!

Torquers... you can swear like a £#%&!ing trooper if you pay your @#%&!ing subs.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Torquers... you can swear like a £#%&!ing trooper if you pay your @#%&!ing subs.

SUBS! We have to pay @#%&!ing SUBS now???!!! What the £#%&! has happened to this place? I blame Bedders/Antonin. Oh yeah, and £#%&!ing Marlo...

Originally Posted by Torquemada

Nope - back from Dubai after nearly 5 years where I couldn't get on the forum at work, and couldn't be arsed at night because of the time difference etc. Good to be back though (apart from the shite going on at United).

I turn my back on the Forum for 5 minutes (well years) and look what has happened - it's gone all Politically Correct with no swearing FFS!

As for United :shakehead:

I've worked out a way to swear without paying your subs but I can't show you because it's already got me banned twice

Originally Posted by no fun

I've worked out a way to swear without paying your subs but I can't show you because it's already got me banned twice

What a bunch of……
Anyway, back to 'The Moyes Situation'…...

Originally Posted by Torquemada

SUBS! We have to pay @#%&!ing SUBS now???!!! What the £#%&! has happened to this place? I blame Bedders/Antonin. Oh yeah, and £#%&!ing Marlo...

Long gone, did a flounce.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Long gone, did a flounce.

I wonder if he had a way to contact them


its his £#%&!ing brother