Rooney new captain

Originally Posted by Wart Chest

He'll probably get it inside, the shit he gets away with.

The shit he gets away with WAH WAH wah

Perfect choice, the boiled piss and tears is amazing to witness. He'll smash bobbys record and deservedly get a place on the board...
United through and through...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

The shit he gets away with WAH WAH wah

Perfect choice, the boiled piss and tears is amazing to witness. He'll smash bobbys record and deservedly get a place on the board...
United through and through...

all hail the Captain.



big Louies top man.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

The shit he gets away with WAH WAH wah

Perfect choice, the boiled piss and tears is amazing to witness. He'll smash bobbys record and deservedly get a place on the board...
United through and through...

Really not sure if serious.

The right choice without doubt

Originally Posted by Marvel7

The right choice without doubt

More like there was no other choice, Rooney is now the most senior player with the most appearances and medals, he's on the most money etc, if he had been overlooked for the role and then spat his dummy out "again" which would havebeen guaranteed, is that really a situation lvg would want to deal with at this important point in the big plan? definately not... The only way Rooney wouldn't have got it is if we had of signed hummels by now imo.

If he'd not got the arm band he'd of spat the dummy out 'Again'

And done what ?? Trannie request ? Gone on strike, asked for a pay rise ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

If he'd not got the arm band he'd of spat the dummy out 'Again'

And done what ?? Trannie request ? Gone on strike, asked for a pay rise ?

Probably all 3 if we're being honest eh?

End of the day on the wages he's on we are stuck with him so we can't afford to have him not giving his all.. And we know how much of a spoilt mard arse brat he is so over looking him for the armband at this moment in time would have resulted in only one response from him ,like it or not.. And if we are gonna win the league this year we need him at top level, so as much as I don't like it or him I will deal with it.. Sorry for mega edit am on the sauce.

Originally Posted by Wart Chest

Probably all 3 if we're being honest eh?

probably chesty.....probably...the @#%&!.

Now slam the lid on yourself and turn in for the night, you're embarrassing yourself...

Personally, I don't care who the captain. It's not as if Keano or Robbo are around anymore is it?!

However, given some of his behaviour in the past, I'm shocked he's got this.....Goes to show life isn't fair.

But as I said, I don't care. So long as results are good, all is well!

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Personally, I don't care who the captain. It's not as if Keano or Robbo are around anymore is it?!

However, given some of his behaviour in the past, I'm shocked he's got this.....Goes to show life isn't fair.

But as I said, I don't care. So long as results are good, all is well!

Keane beats old Wazza in the @#%&! stakes by some £#%&!ing distance. Christ.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Keane beats old Wazza in the @#%&! stakes by some £#%&!ing distance. Christ.

Keano was far more likable though

And Keano, on his worst day, was still a top notch player and captain.....
Rooney on his worst day....See Swansea December 2012.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Keano was far more likable though

And Keano, on his worst day, was still a top notch player and captain.....
Rooney on his worst day....See Swansea December 2012.

Keano on his worst day was a self serving psycho @#%&! who couldn't land a punch.

so LvG has been fooled by the Rooney roadshow as well..
s2c such an experienced man be duped like this!

wait till Rooney gets his first minor injury and comes back a stone overweight blowing out his arse after 20 minutes and takes 8 games to get match fit.........and repeat

and fletch??

If there was a decent candidate then I'd be arsed who wore the armband. Best of luck to our scouse mercenary/ future record goalscorer.

Moral Hazard

the only sensible choice will play most games is still the match winner well done wayne mark rooney

Keane...held the club to ransom over wage demands...got nicked before a cup final...occasional liability on the pitch

Cantona...attacked a fan...had to be persuaded to stay at the club...another liability due to his temper

Robson...piss can

All previous club captains and apparently untouchable sacred cows. The only reason Rooney gets bashed is because he's scouse...it's a form of racism tbh

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

Moral Hazard

I heard he's even better than his brothers

Originally Posted by Crumps

Keane beats old Wazza in the @#%&! stakes by some £#%&!ing distance. Christ.

What I would give to have Roy Keane in the side now. We wouldn't need Vidal.

Originally Posted by fix up look SHARPE

Keane...held the club to ransom over wage demands...got nicked before a cup final...occasional liability on the pitch

Cantona...attacked a fan...had to be persuaded to stay at the club...another liability due to his temper

Robson...piss can

All previous club captains and apparently untouchable sacred cows. The only reason Rooney gets bashed is because he's scouse...it's a form of racism tbh

£#%&! off - still better than any other £#%&!er pissed or not

fat scouse £#%&!er sits in his own back garden burger bar faggin it between burgers and wonders why fergie sidelined him