Rooney new captain

Good choice, RvP wont spit the dummy out either. 50+ goals between the two would be nice

I thought LVG was gonna turf the useless fat Scouse @#%&! out?

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

What you doing for it, MJ?

neither should be starting games. gutted. add to kroos/fab being £#%&!ed off, lvg best win games

On August 31st it will have been 10 years since Wayne Rooney signed for United, obvious choice tbf.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

brilliant!

I read every one of MJs posts in woody allen's voice. which makes them all the more entertaining when reading very English words like 'chris', 'smalling' and '£#%&!er'

Not particularly fond of Wayne, but as a captain, he'll do for now.

Originally Posted by Wez

On August 31st it will have been 10 years since Wayne Rooney signed for United, obvious choice tbf.

Pretty much. He's our most senior player, has won everything with the club, and our only real long-termer who is likely to start most games. Picks himself really, unless you wanted to give it to Van Persie.

Do kind of feel he shouldn't have it though, but I can see why he has.

I don't think it matters all that much either. It's not like in cricket.

Carrick_16 broke this weeks ago iirc. Another notch on the bedpost

I think he'll be a great captain tbh. Natural progress. Been handing out %@#$&!ings on the pitch since he was 18 tbf

Fergie will be seething

Originally Posted by Crumps

I thought LVG was gonna turf the useless fat Scouse @#%&! out?

Its the right move I would say. I hope he named a vice vice though as hell likely play more games than Fletcher.

Originally Posted by vangaalsbigballs

fletcher getting vice captaincy is even more scary. it means he will play quite a few games. we are £#%&!ed

It really doesn't you obvious wummer

I preferred the old Jack, tbh (if it really is you)

From sat on his own at the back of the parade bus 15 months ago to club captain now.. How/why/what the £#%&!?

Delighted for Ramone tbh.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Pleased for you, pol.

It's probably the right choice, tbf. Reckon he'll end up breaking Bobby's record and lifting Big Ears in 2016, tbh.

Originally Posted by Wart Chest

From sat on his own at the back of the parade bus 15 months ago to club captain now.. How/why/what the £#%&!?

There'll be no Wayne Rooney statue outside Old Trafford.

Originally Posted by Cream

There'll be no Wayne Rooney statue outside Old Trafford.

He'll probably get it inside, the shit he gets away with.