If you had to pick 2..

Members of our current squad to go with you on a night out, who would you pick? It has to be two or you're not getting in. For the sake of the question, you're hypothetically single.

My choices would be Luke Shaw and Smalling.
1- I reckon Shaw could get the attention of the ladies with his @#%&!tish dress sense and pretty boy looks.

2- smalling edges it over Dave, he' probably just one of those laid back guys that can add a decent level of bants to the table. I'm guessing a few jaegers would bring out a few solid dance moves for 2am.

Ando, Ching, bantz and fast food.
DI Maria, lift home.

Play your cards right and they'll go through the back of you in the taxi home....

Mata - seems an interesting guy. Laid back likes good food and decent tailoring.

RVP - we can dump mata later after food and get on it properly...

Mata and Herrera

The night out would probably a walk in the lakes and a late dinner but the conversation would be scintillating (in Spanish)

Tough one.

Dave & Ando.

Couldn't choose between Ander & Mata and wouldn't like to cause any tension between the amigos.

Ando because he's Ando.

Anderson. Would send him in the fried chicken shop 30 mins before I was going to go in. He'll clear out all the stale chicken and they'll just have cooked some fresh for when I get in

Evans and Van Persie. I can swoop in and save the ladies from the (falsely accused) rapey bastards.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Ando, Ching, bantz and fast food.
DI Maria, lift home.

Rojo and Rafael

United aggro.

McNair and Evans

I always like to be the highest social class in the group

Smalling might be the most grounded because he's actually lived as a normal bloke for a few years when he was non-league.

You'd end up talking about football a lot because they're so dull, so probably Mata and Falcao for me.

mata and blind

will take both handsome bastards back to my house for a good old fashioned menage a trois

fellaini and valencia.

reckon tony is strong enough to carry one end of a corpse and he won't blab.

Originally Posted by jem

fellaini and valencia.



reckon tony is strong enough to carry one end of a corpse and he won't blab.

Originally Posted by jem

fellaini and valencia.

reckon tony is strong enough to carry one end of a corpse and he won't blab.

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Members of our current squad to go with you on a night out, who would you pick? It has to be two or you're not getting in. For the sake of the question, you're hypothetically single.

My choices would be Luke Shaw and Smalling.
1- I reckon Shaw could get the attention of the ladies with his @#%&!tish dress sense and pretty boy looks.

2- smalling edges it over Dave, he' probably just one of those laid back guys that can add a decent level of bants to the table. I'm guessing a few jaegers would bring out a few solid dance moves for 2am.

Good choices. Would go for Shaw and Rafa though. Shaw for reasons above, and Rafa cause he'd be great after a few drinks the mental little bastard...

Luke Shaw would have to be in there.

Lolz every time he waddled to the bar in his shit-stoppers and clogs.

Originally Posted by jem

fellaini and valencia.

reckon tony is strong enough to carry one end of a corpse and he won't blab.

no-one will have heard of you anyway

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

no-one will have heard of you anyway

Fletcher and Evans every time.