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Unread 16-08-2010, 12:29 PM
Coracao
 
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Hargreaves.

Not exactly any use to anybody now is he.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 12:30 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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gary neville.
How come mate thought you were his biggest fan?
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 12:46 PM
Cream
 
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100o000 azhuns? Shirt sales would plummet. Glazers wouldn't like it.

So for the good of the club, that rotter JS PARK is safe.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 12:48 PM
Ginners
 
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How come mate thought you were his biggest fan?
cant stand him
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 12:55 PM
Cream
 
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cant stand him
A lot of people report that he is a colossal, up his own arse, ignorant tosser off the field. Almost as bad as Schmeichel.

Never met him myself.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 12:57 PM
Ginners
 
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A lot of people report that he is a colossal, up his own arse, ignorant tosser off the field. Almost as bad as Schmeichel.

Never met him myself.
i can confirm the reports. hope he hurry up and retires to his tellytubby house the gobby @#%&!.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 01:05 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Gary neville doesn't sleep. he just rests his eyes.

Gary Neville killed one bird with two stones.

Gary Neville doesn't get colds. Colds get him.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 01:07 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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i can confirm the reports. hope he hurry up and retires to his tellytubby house the gobby @#%&!.
Won't happen. He's been knocked back with planning or something.

Rumour has it that the planners had insisted that Gary's mouth also needed consent on account of it's size. GN argued that it should be consented under Permitted Development Rights but to no avail.

They've obviously got it in for the Nevilles because Phil got knocked back a couple of years earlier for simply, and I quote from the Inspectors report, '...leaving his mouth ajar..whilst not attempting to speak or eat etc....'
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 02:05 PM
andyroo
 
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Hargreaves. It'd be a classic case of...



...euthenasia.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 02:10 PM
MrBishi
 
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There's a good bit?
The bit with all the schoolgirls and cartoons, as opposed to the bit with all the terrorists and cricket
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 02:11 PM
MrBishi
 
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Hargreaves. It'd be a classic case of...



...euthenasia.
If you killed all the kids, then there's be no euthenasia
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 02:11 PM
Brock
 
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Rafael. There's a spare anyway.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 02:12 PM
andyroo
 
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Can I let Anderson use the gun?
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 02:16 PM
TreeFiddy
 
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Not sure about sawn off shotgun being used as a verb.

Owen or Hargreaves because he'd have been shot by now if he was a horse.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 02:25 PM
treme
 
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Berbatov. Pretty obvious really.
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 03:59 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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people would whine that Berbatov couldn't even be bothered to die as he pulled the pellets down effortlessly and casually swept them out to Valencia to tee up another goal
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 04:00 PM
Sullingtons
 
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people would whine that Berbatov couldn't even be bothered to die as he pulled the pellets down effortlessly and casually swept them out to Valencia to tee up another goal
What you're saying is he gets an assist, assist to murder?
 
Unread 16-08-2010, 06:42 PM
thenorthwillriseagain
 
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oliver gill in the hope his dad would kill himself through grief
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