If you had to sawn off shotgun a United player in order to save

The eyes of a million kids in Asia. Which player would it be and how would you go about it?

Rio Ferdinand.
he's knackered and gone so I'd just find his house, ring the ding dong and blast his legs off.

Rooney.

bebe. he's used to life being shit

£#%&!ing hell, I can't believe that anyone has even considered any other player...

Michael '£#%&!ing' Owen

In a heartbeat.

i'd blow chris smallings brains out.

Originally Posted by dunk

£#%&!ing hell, I can't believe that anyone has even considered any other player...

Michael '£#%&!ing' Owen

In a heartbeat.

This.



In the face.




Twice.

Originally Posted by dunk

£#%&!ing hell, I can't believe that anyone has even considered any other player...

Michael '£#%&!ing' Owen

In a heartbeat.

I'd shoot the @#%&! for fun tbf.

Owen Hargreaves all day long. At least Owen is on £#%&! all and cost us nowt but had actually scored for us some important goals. Hargreaves cost £18M is probably on £80K a week and he's about as much use to us as Heather Mills.

None, the eyes of asia are corrupted anyway. I'd be doing them a favour, if they were blind they wouldn't see the terrible suffering that occurs in that part of the world.

Originally Posted by tomsdreads

None, the eyes of asia are corrupted anyway. I'd be doing them a favour, if they were blind they wouldn't see the terrible suffering that occurs in that part of the world.

Tart.

Just shoot someone will ya.

A midfielder, any midfielder. Just for the benefit of the transfer thread really.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

The eyes of a million kids in Asia.

Which part of Asia - the good bit, or the bad bit?

Berbatov.

I'd watch a video compilation of him dwelling on the ball on the halfway line, losing posession & then waving his arms about in frustration to get me psyched up. I'd then think about which player we could have bought for £30mill & get even more angry.

Giggs

to annoy sniffer

Gaz Nez

He'd look better with his face blown off rather than that stupid tache

Originally Posted by MrBishi

Which part of Asia - the good bit, or the bad bit?

There's a good bit?

kieran richardson

I'd give the gun to gibson on the pitch and let him take the shot at any player he chooses during a game....He'd miss and take out a fan, make them £#%&!ers not one penny, it's the way forward LUHG.

The kids.

gary neville.