In other news, Roma declare themselves Champions League quarter-final winners.

You flatter me far more than any of those acolytes you attribute to me ever could, violet.

Originally Posted by Tropical

You flatter me far more than any of those acolytes you attribute to me ever could, violet.

He's on my ignore list. Who are your acolytes? I could do with a laugh.

Originally Posted by Tropical

You flatter me far more than any of those acolytes you attribute to me ever could, violet.

0 for 2.

come on you are better than this.

Originally Posted by The Real Roxanne

He's on my ignore list. Who are your acolytes? I could do with a laugh.

Roxy, you'll have to de-ignore him and ask him yourself. They're his imaginary friends, not mine.


Or rather, they're my imaginary friends, but he imagined them for me.


There's something a bit unnerving about being away with somebody else's fairies.

*Turns away and wonders why Tropical is such a gobshite*

Originally Posted by Tropical

Roxy, you'll have to de-ignore him and ask him yourself. They're his imaginary friends, not mine.


Or rather, they're my imaginary friends, but he imagined them for me.


There's something a bit unnerving about being away with somebody else's fairies.

You've answered my question. No names. See you down the methadone clinic.

Originally Posted by silv

i need to argue, to the death, on internet forums to make up for the lack of sex and girls in my life.

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they are like your cyber fathers eh?

Originally Posted by violater

they are like your cyber fathers eh?

yup

to make up for the lack of one at stages. Look for it everywhere.

Used to ask busdrivers to help me with my homework and the decorators to have a kickabout with and now and then

Ive absolutely no idea whats going on.


*looks around, shakes head confusingly and staggers off to another thread*

Originally Posted by silv

i need to argue, to the death, on internet forums to make up for the lack of sex and girls in my life.

Yeah, i always got that impression from you.

Originally Posted by DinGbAt

Yeah, i always got that impression from you.

currently, its probably quite apt

5 pages about how shit a thread is! Bonkers, this has to be a first.

Originally Posted by Tropical

AP, Thursday April 12, 2007, 7.45 pm




Said Roma manager Luciano Spaletti: "It is clear that we are the victors. We have dominated Manchester United and they had no answer for our complete control of the game. Everything they tried did not come off - how could it, faced with our mastery of the ball and the agility of our movement? We have shown that everything in our play is right and everything in theirs is wrong. It could not be more clear. They should now run away and hide their faces in humiliation and shame."



Roma captain Francesco Totti added: "You are quite right, Luciano, and have been in everything you have said and done all along. I salute you for this. What disaster you have brought upon our opponents. I laugh at the ineptitude of the poor fools."



When it was pointed out that it is a matter of record that the tie finished on an aggregate score of 8-3 to Manchester United, following a crushing 7-1 defeat for Roma at Old Trafford, Spaletti was unmoved: "This was not the score. We in fact scored more goals than they did, and played much the better football."



"You tell them, my friend!" interjected Totti.



"I do not have the exact scoreline available at the moment," Spaletti went on, "but very important sources to which neither yourselves nor Manchester United are privy have supplied it to me. Obviously, I cannot divulge more to such trivial persons as these, but the facts are not as you say: that is mere speculation."



Upon being confronted with a large number of newspaper headlines, the referee's report, and a videotape of the game itself, all confirming the result and final score, Totti went very quiet on the subject, while Spaletti immediately started a five-hour argument with the coffee lady about the temperature of his espresso.

I'm not laughing with you btw.

Originally Posted by borsuk

and the thread? not trops' finest hour, perhaps, but amusing enough. if you'd done it, vile, then the response would have been less forgiving, of course. imagine fletcher getting the red in rome instead of scholes.

thats funny mate,im fletcher to tropicals scholes.

id say tropical is more richardson tbh.he thinks he is so much better than he is.

Tropical has always been a boring nerd without a humourous bone in his body.

Dont know what all the fuss is about.

The bloke thinks he's a smart old bean though so let the guy get on with it.

it's all fun and then someone jizzes themselves

Originally Posted by violater

you know what i find hilarious about this thread.

its been read by over 85 people and most of the regulars but such is the fear for this pompous @#%&! that no one will dare post what they think of this apparant "joke"

this is one of the worst jokes ive ever read and most if not all of you agree with me.
im laughing now at how tropical actually thought this was funny and how long he must have taken composing it.

if i posted this thread its would have 3 pages.

Actually you post shorter versions of this everyday, the difference is we are used to it now.

Originally Posted by Barca '91

Tropical has always been a boring nerd without a humourous bone in his body.

I've only skipped through the thread owing to its rather negative nature and I really don't want to get embroiled in something that appears to be sadly reflective of a deteriorating Fred Tissue.

But I really must point out that the above statement is complete £#%&!ing horseshit.

Let he without sin cast the first stone or rather, let he who can entertain, be the first to criticise.

And that's the point.

I'm here to be entertained – not view threads in which people argue like a £#%&!ing bunch of pre-pubescent school girls.

Get a £#%&!ing grip, he said in an argumentative fashion.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

I've only skipped through the thread owing to its rather negative nature and I really don't want to get embroiled in something that appears to be sadly reflective of a deteriorating Fred Tissue.

But I really must point out that the above statement is complete £#%&!ing horseshit.

Let he without sin cast the first stone or rather, let he who can entertain, be the first to criticise.

And that's the point.

I'm here to be entertained – not view threads in which people argue like a £#%&!ing bunch of pre-pubescent school girls.

Get a £#%&!ing grip, he said in an argumentative fashion.

Agreed. If you didn't find it funny you could have just ignored it.

1. What a toxically cack thread and I've only semi-skimmed it

2. I went to a work seminar a while back. A sort of "The Office" style streams of consciousness day. On one "workshop" a genuinely funny colleague was taking the piss relentlessly and he was hilarious. Eventually the humourless facilitator blew up shouting "It's so easy to be funny isn't it?". To which the reply was "Go on then - make me laugh".

All the best my darlings.