Viva Ronaldo

I’d be so embarrassed if I was the kid. Seems he’s been raised to be a little gimp too but Christ, this would have killed my rep at school. The only way he can save face is by Edmund Kemper-ing her.

"He's my priority making sure there's no upset left on him. So what i did was go running to the national media, you know, just to so it all blows over quickly for him."

Ffs, bruised and battered

If she has anything to do with it his will go the way of that episode of Extras where Andy unknowingly asked a young down syndrome lad to turn down the volume on his nintendo in a restaurant....

"Crazed TV star punches down syndrome boy in the face"

"Andy Millman knocks OAP out of wheelchair"

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

She will milk this as much as she can.

If I was Ronaldo I'd say I'm not even paying for the phone.

Innit. Needs to call them out for the scrounging Scouse scumbags they are.

Originally Posted by silv

I hope magic is taking notes on how to conduct a proper compo campaign

I'm still devastated I didn't blackmail the bastard.

i'm honestly surprised Ronaldo and his team hasn't just offered the family of that kid some £££ just so they can shut up and move on

Originally Posted by Hitch22

i'm honestly surprised Ronaldo and his team hasn't just offered the family of that kid some £££ just so they can shut up and move on

If it were that easy we’d all be smacking our hands against walls claiming we’ve been assaulted

Literally honestly thought he did the whole high five high low too slow gig imo

That would deffo stand up in court

Stinking scouse @#%&! has rejected both his apology and tickets to old trafford.

She's no doubt going to embark on a nationwide self pity tour, release a single, go on celeb big brother and then make a claim for compo.

Originally Posted by Pop

Stinking scouse @#%&! has rejected both his apology and tickets to old trafford.

She's no doubt going to embark on a nationwide self pity tour, release a single, go on celeb big brother and then make a claim for compo.

If Entourage and Ballers have taught me anything, it's that his agent should have had this killed way before his skanky mum posted on twitter. Mendes is slipping,he should get Ari on the case.

Originally Posted by Pop

Stinking scouse @#%&! has rejected both his apology and tickets to old trafford.

She's no doubt going to embark on a nationwide self pity tour, release a single, go on celeb big brother and then make a claim for compo.

She’s probably operating under the instructions of some blame and claim lawyers. She’ll settle out of court for a nice 5 figure sum I should think.

Originally Posted by Pop

Stinking scouse @#%&! has rejected both his apology and tickets to old trafford.

She's no doubt going to embark on a nationwide self pity tour, release a single, go on celeb big brother and then make a claim for compo.

Be great if he just said

“Ah well, I tried. Just to let you know, I’ll be suing you for defamation of character. For how much? Only God knows. Viva Ronaldo”

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Be great if he just said

“Ah well, I tried. Just to let you know, I’ll be suing you for defamation of character. For how much? Only God knows. Viva Ronaldo”

"Siuuu"

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Not required by big ten Haggers if you can believe 'reports'.

It was a nice idea but probably best to let him run free in a meadow.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

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He needs to turn this in now, embarrassing....

Nobody's paying him 500k a week so ETH best find a use for him because he's going nowhere till his contract runs out.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

Nobody's paying him 500k a week so ETH best find a use for him because he's going nowhere till his contract runs out.

The guy is a billionaire, so I doubt he cares about his salary over the next 12 months. He'll want to get the most enjoyment out of his last couple of years as a player.

I think he'll be back at Sporting where he can rack up the goals in the Primeira Liga, whilst also playing in the Champions League.

Not sure Joe.
CR doesn’t strike me as a Gareth Bale type.

As in, he wouldn’t play with the reserves for a season.
Well beneath him, and a poor end to a superstar career.

The money is massive, but it’s not as if he needs it.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He needs to turn this in now, embarrassing....

£#%&!ing hell pal, he's only 10.