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Unread 15-05-2019, 02:50 PM
Patty_b
 
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It's kind of like a finishing move or a combo in mortal Kombat ...he'll do you once and then return for another round...

Fear the Duel.
I thought his finishing move was when he inexplicably buries his studs into the oppositions knee under the guise of protecting the ball.
 
Unread 15-05-2019, 03:06 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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I thought his finishing move was when he inexplicably buries his studs into the oppositions knee under the guise of protecting the ball.
You thought wrong patty, you thought wrong...
 
Unread 15-05-2019, 05:19 PM
plopborsky
 
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New to the duel king.....?

Anyone daring to enter his domain must be forced to duel......it's the way of the road.
Duel rules

It's kind of like a finishing move or a combo in mortal Kombat ...he'll do you once and then return for another round...

Fear the Duel.
did you know he is stronger than you?

 
Unread 16-05-2019, 08:20 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Pure called it.....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxgDAIgF...=1fz36c4nd35bh
 
Unread 16-05-2019, 03:41 PM
utd99
 
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“Right, we got everything packed for the Mecca trip? Toiletries...hat...entourage...photographer...”
 
Unread 21-05-2019, 04:27 PM
messhead
 
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Papers: Ole plans on making him club captain in the hope it will persuade him to stay at Utd

No way Ash takes that lying down. Couldn't see Pogba eating bird shit for the badge either.
 
Unread 21-05-2019, 05:22 PM
Patty_b
 
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In other words, Mino Raiola told Pogba not to move a fucking muscle until his ban has ended.

Pogba looked down and told Ed that he wants to stay at the club, and to use less teeth.

Ed finished up, wiped his mouth, and told Ole to make Pogba captain because he wants to stay at the club.
 
Unread 21-05-2019, 05:43 PM
AK14
 
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I’ve heard the next united captain will be....

(Drum Roll)...

Phill Jones.
 
Unread 21-05-2019, 06:08 PM
red in cumbria
 
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I’ve heard the next united captain will be....

(Drum Roll)...

Phill Jones.
Is this Gothers style "hearing"?
 
Unread 21-05-2019, 06:39 PM
Fat Al
 
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Not captain, batten. Utd want to use him for a bit of batten.

Hole in the roof of OT where water is pouring in needs patching up so Guber will be ronsealed from head to toe and nailed to it. Should hold up for a good forty or fifty years, our Phil.
Useless cunt would still manage to monumentally fuck that up.
Would end up tearing the entire roof off, followed by a flood of biblical proportions
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