Pogba: "Playing for Zidane at Madrid would be a dream"

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

"duels won"

What the £#%&! is a ‘duel’?

What next - ‘coin toss triumphs’?

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

"duels won"

“I demand satisfaction, sir!”

“I challenge you to a duel”

Originally Posted by Sparky***

“I demand satisfaction, sir!”

“I challenge you to a duel”

https://youtu.be/ad65spfln8w

its £#%&!ing bizarre

people lap it up though.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

"duels won"

"David, chuck us one of your gloves pal..."

Originally Posted by puressence

absolute utter bollox ..fact

Passing chains .. Jesus christ log off you @#%&!

Easy pure you can stop shaking your chins, just passing on what the twittersphere has to offer.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I shine seeing Pogbas name on the teamsheet as an opposition player....

Oh god it's king Duel'er

strangest thing in football is watching Pogba invite a tackle so he can push people off then go back around and do it all over again

Originally Posted by plopborsky

strangest thing in football is watching Pogba invite a tackle so he can push people off then go back around and do it all over again

New to the duel king.....?

Anyone daring to enter his domain must be forced to duel......it's the way of the road.
Duel rules

It's kind of like a finishing move or a combo in mortal Kombat ...he'll do you once and then return for another round...

Fear the Duel.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

It's kind of like a finishing move or a combo in mortal Kombat ...he'll do you once and then return for another round...

Fear the Duel.

I thought his finishing move was when he inexplicably buries his studs into the oppositions knee under the guise of protecting the ball.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

I thought his finishing move was when he inexplicably buries his studs into the oppositions knee under the guise of protecting the ball.

You thought wrong patty, you thought wrong...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

New to the duel king.....?

Anyone daring to enter his domain must be forced to duel......it's the way of the road.
Duel rules

It's kind of like a finishing move or a combo in mortal Kombat ...he'll do you once and then return for another round...

Fear the Duel.

did you know he is stronger than you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Kum8OUTuk

Pure called it.....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxgDAIgF...=1fz36c4nd35bh

“Right, we got everything packed for the Mecca trip? Toiletries...hat...entourage...photographer...”

Originally Posted by Pop

Papers: Ole plans on making him club captain in the hope it will persuade him to stay at Utd

No way Ash takes that lying down. Couldn't see Pogba eating bird shit for the badge either.

In other words, Mino Raiola told Pogba not to move a £#%&!ing muscle until his ban has ended.

Pogba looked down and told Ed that he wants to stay at the club, and to use less teeth.

Ed finished up, wiped his mouth, and told Ole to make Pogba captain because he wants to stay at the club.

I’ve heard the next united captain will be....

(Drum Roll)...

Phill Jones.

Originally Posted by AK14

I’ve heard the next united captain will be....

(Drum Roll)...

Phill Jones.

Is this Gothers style "hearing"?

Originally Posted by Pop

Not captain, batten. Utd want to use him for a bit of batten.

Hole in the roof of OT where water is pouring in needs patching up so Guber will be ronsealed from head to toe and nailed to it. Should hold up for a good forty or fifty years, our Phil.

Useless @#%&! would still manage to monumentally £#%&! that up.
Would end up tearing the entire roof off, followed by a flood of biblical proportions

gormless.

Didn't stop Carrick being captain tbh, then again he also possessed some footballing skill.