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Unread 23-06-2019, 09:30 AM
Hands of Scone
 
Default Yes! Itís a Double Yolker

Making the old scramblini for breakfast and the question is three eggs or two (three always three).

The first extra large welsh valley farm fresh eggs is cracked without major incident (a little shell encroaching into the stirring bessel but no alarm). Then it happens. A beautiful bountiful bonus from the Big man. An unexpected and possibly undeserved double yolk egg. What are the chances, eh? I feel truly blessed and give thanks to God, to nature, to the extra large chicken, and the stunted and goblin featured but freakishly strong Farmer Dai Ap Evans who no doubt has done bad things to his livestock.

But hang on, thatís not it, newsworthy as it is. The very next egg was also a double yolker. I am astounded. Itís clearly a divine message telling me to sack the diet. God loves all his children despite their faults.

Thatís five yolks from three eggs and a lot of scrambled goodness pour moi.

What do think of that then?

Thereís three eggs left. Iíll make sure I update the forum to their yolkel ratio. Scar, you run a v bet if you like.
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 09:34 AM
waynes ear's
 
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What a time to be alive
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 09:35 AM
Hands of Scone
 
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Originally Posted by waynes ear's
What a time to be alive
Egg jealousy is a terrible thing to see.
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 09:46 AM
no fun
 
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What came first?
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 10:02 AM
Jethro
 
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Always four in a scrambler
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 10:02 AM
believe
 
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Originally Posted by no fun
What came first?
The chicken (reem) or the egg head (irk)?
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 10:11 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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You know you can buy double yolkers don't you ?

f*** all that surprise stuff....
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 10:13 AM
Hands of Scone
 
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Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
You know you can buy double yolkers don't you ?

f*** all that surprise stuff....
I didnt.

Thanks for ruining the best day of my life for years.
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 10:15 AM
tatty
 
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Eggcellent!
 
Unread 23-06-2019, 10:15 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by Hands of Scone
I didnt.

Thanks for ruining the best day of my life for years.
It's cool.....
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