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Unread 18-09-2019, 11:12 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Incoming complaints from the Society of Tea Sippers.

Esters hounded out of showbiz and found dead in a ditch within the month.
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Clutching a tepid thermos.
 
Unread 19-09-2019, 07:13 PM
est.1878
 
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It appears to be fresher's week and oxford road is full of happy sunkissed students wearing next to nothing and looking great. And some nice females also
 
Unread 19-09-2019, 07:46 PM
Cream
 
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need to get into the flask game. whenever I try always tastes like utter shit. though guess throwing a bag in and screwing the lid on isn't best practice. guy used to sit near at the match took xl flask in with copious alcohol in zero f***s given its a natural progression from my croc conversion I guess
Bought a pair off the back of your croc manifesto.

Snide Tesco efforts. Work a treat. So versatile.
 
Unread 19-09-2019, 07:48 PM
est.1878
 
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Bought a pair off the back of your croc manifesto.

Snide Tesco efforts. Work a treat. So versatile.
My boy

We've got the key , the secret
 
Unread 25-09-2019, 03:01 PM
est.1878
 
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That 10 year old pair of trainers that fit you like a glove and you refuse to throw out
 
Unread 25-09-2019, 03:04 PM
silv
 
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That 10 year old pair of trainers that fit you like a glove and you refuse to throw out
buying new jeans also.
 
Unread 25-09-2019, 03:05 PM
waynes ear's
 
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buy some new ones you f***ing tramp
 
Unread 25-09-2019, 03:07 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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That 10 year old pair of trainers that fit you like a glove and you refuse to throw out
Unwashed jeans

Currently have a pair at over a year...

(Been cold water bathed)
 
Unread 25-09-2019, 03:30 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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a day off.

house to myself and i've done absolutely f*** all all day

got tomorrow and friday off, too.
 
Unread 25-09-2019, 03:40 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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I bloody love esters.

I feel like he's a one man sitcom. Thursdays at 9 on BBC One.
FOTY candidate nq, I'm not saying I could be bribed to give him top spot if he throws up some pics up of the milfs from the school run but also not not saying that.
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