Ole's shopping list

Who would you put on it and why?

Dolly Parton - massive tits

I wouldn't go OTT.

3 players tops.

Back to peak Fergie years. Only buy the best/best potential.

Without being a member of the playing FIFA19/10 hours of watching the Sokovian Second Division a week brigade, I'd go for those 2 Porto lads or those 2 Ajax lads in a whomping willow of a deal.

Either way, a CB and creative attacking midfielder.

Then, I'd look at a Sanchez replacement. Sancho?

A top class RB? Yes - Dalot has shown he can play in more than one place but he's only 19. He's only 19. I SAID YOU SHOULD ONLY BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF. So perhaps a top class player there.
Perhaps that Crystal Maze Palace player?


so - 3 or 4 signings top.

Edit: We'll have lost Mata, Fellaini, Valencia, Sanchez and possibly Rojo????


Edit: Kenny Omega. Speaks Japanese.

De Ligt - It's obvious, he's just going to be incredible
Ndombele - Need an upgrade on Matic
Sancho / Mbappe / Felix - One of the three to complete an attacking line up that would be full of pace & interchanging.

Cost - £300m at least for those three. I feel like we could recoup around £75m selling the likes of Jones, Rojo and Sanchez, losing Valencia from the wage bill. Wouldn't be surprised if Mata's recent contract extension was a golden handshake & he also went.

Netspend somewhere north of £200m, but that is what it will take to give the side a proper injection of quality.

Full back- no clue who tbh. Someone who likes to get forward but is strong defensively

Cm- Neves

Rw- Sancho or if that’s a no go then perhaps Suso.

Promote Tuanzabe and Chong

Sell Rojo, Mata, Valencia. Can’t see us letting Sanchez go yet.

Can list players we should be trying to get for days...

De Ligt
Tah
Lucas Hernandez
Mendy
Wan Bissaka
Ndombele
Nevez
Havertz
Brooks
Rice
Werner
Sancho
Williams
Mbappe ()
Van der Beek
Ziyech
Sarr

We deffo need a couple of FB's, a CM or 2 and someone to play off the right up top. Wouldn't be averse to another forward on top of that tbh.

No one, 2020 we're ready....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

No one, 2020 we're ready....

Now that's just crazy talk I'm afraid.

wan bissaka .. koubaly .... thiago

Declan Rice
Trippier as I think he'd be relatively cheap and wouldn't mind rotation with Dalot who will be our main fullback within a season or two
Neves would be lovely

Break the bank for - De Ligt and one of Sancho/Mbappe

Team strengthened and well within our financial capabilities.