Roy Keane was left unimpressed by Manchester United star after being invited to give a secret talk

I don't do stuff about his little hand

Originally Posted by David Brent

They wouldn't understand a word Eric said to them

Or Roy tbf.

Eric would at least be able to get a message to Martial. In fact he'd be perfect.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

My pet excuses won us the game last night. Are we not learning a little about sage?



Wtf

We all know it. Surprised big Ed had the balls to fire him face to face. In hindsight, he has gone up in my estimations.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Needs to be make number 2.

Yes I agree bin Carrrick and Mckenna and bring Roy in.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Charlton is not Keane. I quite like Keane from an entertainment point of view. Unapologetic: says what he believes; believes what he says. It’s rare in this day and age.

Not a chance in £#%&!ing hell I want the manager letting him anywhere near the players.

Yes he might upset them, bless their cotton socks

Originally Posted by David Brent

I don't do stuff about his little hand

Apparently Keane wore a baseball cap on backwards and opened with ‘get out’

Originally Posted by Zorg

Apparently Keane wore a baseball cap on backwards and opened with ‘get out’

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

It terrifies me because Keane is clearly a psychopath.

Ffs

Originally Posted by Zorg

Apparently Keane wore a baseball cap on backwards and opened with ‘get out’

Finished up with a frenzied eye-bulging Riverdance too.

Originally Posted by Pop

Finished up with a frenzied eye-bulging Riverdance too.

So he did, so he did.

It's definitely Martial

dozy @#%&!

(Tony Martial not Keano)

Originally Posted by Red Santos

It's definitely Martial

dozy @#%&!

(Tony Martial not Keano)

Barely had the ball within 15 yards of him first half, created our only chance of the first half and was our only actual threat second half. Should've at least hit the £#%&!ing target though

Originally Posted by dunk

Barely had the ball within 15 yards of him first half, created our only chance of the first half and was our only actual threat second half. Should've at least hit the £#%&!ing target though

Maybe because it was bouncing off his shins.

He was poor. He was very poor. I bet the Liverpool defenders aren't walking off the pitch talking about what a threat he was.

Originally Posted by shenwen

Maybe because it was bouncing off his shins.

He was poor. He was very poor. I bet the Liverpool defenders aren't walking off the pitch talking about what a threat he was.

It was as well.

That's the thing with Martial. You expect him to be really good now he's older and not Lukaku.

He had that one moment where he made his own space but had to go and balloon the shot. He's still a very nervous player.

Originally Posted by dunk

Barely had the ball within 15 yards of him first half, created our only chance of the first half and was our only actual threat second half. Should've at least hit the f***ing target though

I get your point, but he just doesn't do enough, does he? Imagine the difference if Rashford was playing.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

I get your point, but he just doesn't do enough, does he? Imagine the difference if Rashford was playing.

Different types of player though aren't they.

Originally Posted by dunk

Different types of player though aren't they.

As in, Rashford is better?

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

I get your point, but he just doesn't do enough, does he? Imagine the difference if Rashford was playing.

He's lazy as £#%&! and has that petulant / moody French vibe minus the genius to go with it.

Like Pogba he's a £#%&!ing meme footballer... produces a nice 6 second clip every few games to share on insta@#%&!, gets all the £#%&!ing tweenies excited as they think that proves everybody wrong.

Like most footballers that always never do enough it's always someone elses fault that they aren't producing.

Should show these idiots a clip of Andy Cole working his £#%&!ing arse off for the team and they'd probably have a meltdown.

I hate his face. Get rid, miserable slapped arse bitch.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

I hate his face. Get rid, miserable slapped arse b***h.

that miss yesterday