Manchester United v Crystal Palace : Official Match Thread : 04.02.23

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1621871243732389896

£#%&!ing Martial.

What an absolute wum of a player

No Martial

Good team. Let’s get revenge on them.

UTFR

That subs bench has a tidy back 4 tbh tbs

Originally Posted by Ethers

£#%&!ing Martial.

What an absolute wum of a player

Convinced he gets mild DOMS and says it’s an injury.

Originally Posted by History

No Martial

Absolute wage thief on 250k plus a week.

No coming back now, he can £#%&! off. Was prepared to give him a chance under a proper manager but this is the last straw. Ability aside , the guy can’t stay fit for 3 days.

Martial disgusts me. We’ve had worse players down the years, but we’ve had nobody softer.

Saha?
Hargreaves?
Jones?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Martial disgusts me. We’ve had worse players down the years, but we’ve had nobody softer.

Jones

Originally Posted by dunk

Saha?
Hargreaves?
Jones?

They had the common decency to be out for a long time.

What's happened, has Martial broke a nail or something? What a @#%&!.

Injured taking his gloves off to get in the shower

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1621875853788422144?s=20&t=PFuChQcPN1DfcERmKqTsPA

Originally Posted by puressence

Injured taking his gloves off to get in the shower

Heard he doesn’t shower afterwards because he doesn’t break a sweat.

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...N1DfcERmKqTsPA

Erik puts more effort into his excuses for him than Martial puts in on the pitch.

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...N1DfcERmKqTsPA

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Erik puts more effort into his excuses for him than Martial puts in on the pitch.

Protecting him in public, but he must be running out of patience privately. He was empathising last week how players need to be make themselves available and now he cries off after 30 minutes

We probably won’t see him for another 3 or 4 weeks again now.

He’ll be gone in the summer. Absolute waste of space.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Protecting him in public, but he must be running out of patience privately. He was empathising last week how players need to be make themselves available and now he cries off after 30 minutes

We probably won’t see him for another 3 or 4 weeks again now.

He’ll be gone in the summer. Absolute waste of space.

The last part of the quadrumvirate of players costing us a million pounds a week between them. He's got to go in the summer.

Has to be a pen

That's a clear penalty...