Phil Jones

I see he's suddenly getting bucketloads of sympathy online the £#%&!ing chancer.

The mental health card never fails in the current 'be kind' environment.

£#%&! him.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

1. I don't live with my mum. I have a wife and two kids.

2. I drink Coke Zero.

3. Someone has grown a voice after spending the past few years stealing a living and will continue to do so. I bet he is enjoying his life earning a couple of million a year doing £#%&! all.

4. I've rarely hammered Jones.

5. Super Noodles > Pot Noodles.

Other than that, spot on.

Bet it’s fizzy too. Take THAT, Phil!

Im not being smart, or taking the piss, but i dont trust anything online nowadays. Are those quotes genuinely his? If they are, he is more of a threat than the Taliban and needs taking out the £#%&!ing loonball.

Originally Posted by rogieop

Im not being smart, or taking the piss, but i dont trust anything online nowadays. Are those quotes genuinely his? If they are, he is more of a threat than the Taliban and needs taking out the £#%&!ing loonball.

He was on the United podcast the other day so I think the quotes are from that. Not sure though.

Would save us a hundred million if he could just sit in midfield and play some simple passes/protect the back four.

#ibelieveinyouphil

Originally Posted by armchair

He was on the United podcast the other day so I think the quotes are from that. Not sure though.

Would save us a hundred million if he could just sit in midfield and play some simple passes/protect the back four.

#ibelieveinyouphil

He's had a rough time, no doubt, and far be it from me to criticise someone for either picking up a cheque or suffering from mental health issues but by £#%&! it comes across very bad.

Originally Posted by rogieop

He's had a rough time, no doubt, and far be it from me to criticise someone for either picking up a cheque or suffering from mental health issues but by £#%&! it comes across very bad.

Apparently, he had a knee injury JOINING United that he's only just bitten the bullet on getting an operation on. It's all very odd.

Free link to the article?

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Free link to the article?

It's a podcast. Not sure it's released yet

https://www.manutd.com/en/official-podcasts

Originally Posted by armchair

it's a podcast. Not sure it's released yet

https://www.manutd.com/en/official-podcasts

👍

In the squad tonight.

Originally Posted by AK14

In the squad tonight.

Could be worse, could be Lin...
Oh...

Will turn out to be our Kante nqat

Looking for sympathy again, the useless awful bastard. Why not piss off to a club where you have a chance of playing and you won't get abuse unless of course you are happy sitting on your fat arse at Utd collecting a hundred grand a week.

https://mol.im/a/10080605

I'd feel bad for him, but he must know that if he moved away from the club it'd be treated like a redemption story and he'd be getting nothing but positivity from media and most fans.

Instead he's happy to sit it out and paid his huge wedge every week. Getting shit off strangers for about 100k a week. I'd swap.

Originally Posted by Pop

Looking for sympathy again, the useless awful bastard. Why not piss off to a club where you have a chance of playing and you won't get abuse unless of course you are happy sitting on your fat arse at Utd collecting a hundred grand a week.

https://mol.im/a/10080605

Barely heard a word from him over the past five years and now the #@&%! can't stop mouthing off.

£#%&! off.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

I'd feel bad for him, but he must know that if he moved away from the club it'd be treated like a redemption story and he'd be getting nothing but positivity from media and most fans.

Instead he's happy to sit it out and paid his huge wedge every week. Getting shit off strangers for about 100k a week. I'd swap.

You do it for free on here

£#%&!ing modern day footballers really are soft as £#%&!ing shite aren't they.

Are people seriously suggesting we now have to feel sorry for a shite footballer employed by one of the greatest clubs in the world picking up £100k + each week and literally having to do £#%&! all. The most taxing thing he does it go jean shopping ffs.

Any issues at united and he surely could have left. He signed a new contract a couple of years ago knowing that he’d never be anywhere near the 1st team - the lazy overpaid #@&%!.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Are people seriously suggesting we now have to feel sorry for a shite footballer employed by one of the greatest clubs in the world picking up £100k + each week and literally having to do £#%&! all. The most taxing thing he does it go jean shopping ffs.

Any issues at united and he surely could have left. He signed a new contract a couple of years ago knowing that he’d never be anywhere near the 1st team - the lazy overpaid #@&%!.

I don't think anyone is suggesting that except Phil himself.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Are people seriously suggesting we now have to feel sorry for a shite footballer employed by one of the greatest clubs in the world picking up £100k + each week and literally having to do £#%&! all. The most taxing thing he does it go jean shopping ffs.

Any issues at united and he surely could have left. He signed a new contract a couple of years ago knowing that he’d never be anywhere near the 1st team - the lazy overpaid #@&%!.

I'd put my sympathy for the bloke in the single digit percentage points above Wayne Couzens but the blame for this galoot and his ten year reign of terror lies squarely at the club. From Duncan Edwards comparisons to giving him wages and contracts that no other club in the world would consider giving him, it all comes back to us. The fact that Varane said he didn't sign for us ten years ago in part because we signed Jones feels like someone is playing a cruel trick on us.