If Fred Tissue was a football team..

Jablonsky would be manager
S/Side Red and Serenity Now would be the super-scouts
Ginners would the clubs in-house shady agent who makes regular 'donations' to the club coffers
Pure would be the mascot
Koppas would be the star striker
Ether would be the tannoy announcer
Lou Macari would the old-skool fan who downplays the teams propects year-after-year and gets suicidal everytime a goal is conceded
Marlo would be the flashy no.10 who occassionally plays for himself instead of the team
Part 36 Officer and Carrick would be the talented brothers that play full-back (our very own Neville brothers)
Fuzzy would be the strict assistant manager who dishes out the %@#$&!ings on the training ground
Armchair would be the Sporting Director
Whalefish would be trusted advisor to the manager
Thiago would be Portugal scout
One Love would be the positive pshychologist who gees up the players before the game
Toilet Sniffer would be his assistant who would be ultra-negative and piss off the players
Dodger would be the masseuse
Teville would be the hyperactive fan who goes to all games
Coracao would be the local hard-man who gets in for free
Bunker Buster would be the jealous reserve-team player who cant get in the first team
Miss White would be the managers bit-on-the-side
Mark Corrigan would be the popular former player
Whatever would be the local ho who the players spit-roast on the weekend
Tumescent Throb would be the spin doctor
Keano's Love would hate the English players
Sparky would love the English players
Bryan Robson's Liver would work the turnstyles

...and I would be chairman of the £#%&!ing board.

I'll be the striker you are constantly chasing, class as £#%&! and a must for your team

I'd be the playmaker.

Originally Posted by Vic Mackey

...and I would be chairman of the £#%&!ing board.

We'd vote you out...

£#%&!ing hell, how much time do you have on your hands??

liking my number though.

Originally Posted by Vic Mackey

Fuzzy would be the strict assistant manager who dishes out the %@#$&!ings on the training ground

he would be the water boy.

I have never felt so left out in all my life.


Bridgend here I come.

Originally Posted by marlo stansfield

£#%&!ing hell, how much time do you have on your hands??

liking my number though.

Managers away, so time for me to chill out

Originally Posted by Vic Mackey

Jablonsky would be manager
S/Side Red and Serenity Now would be the super-scouts
Ginners would the clubs in-house shady agent who makes regular 'donations' to the club coffersPure would be the mascot
Koppas would be the star striker
Ether would be the tannoy announcer
Lou Macari would the old-skool fan who downplays the teams propects year-after-year and gets suicidal everytime a goal is conceded
Marlo would be the flashy no.10 who occassionally plays for himself instead of the team
Part 36 Officer and Carrick would be the talented brothers that play full-back (our very own Neville brothers)
Fuzzy would be the strict assistant manager who dishes out the %@#$&!ings on the training ground
Armchair would be the Sporting Director
Whalefish would be trusted advisor to the manager
Thiago would be Portugal scout
One Love would be the positive pshychologist who gees up the players before the game
Toilet Sniffer would be his assistant who would be ultra-negative and piss off the players
Dodger would be the masseuse
Teville would be the hyperactive fan who goes to all games
Coracao would be the local hard-man who gets in for free
Buster would be the jealous reserve-team player who cant get in the first team
Miss White would be the managers bit-on-the-side
Mark Corrigan would be the popular former player
Whatever would be local ho who the players spit-roast on the weekend
Tumescent Throb would be the spin doctor
Keano's Love would hate the English players
Sparky would love the English players
Bryan Robson's Liver would work the turnstyles

...and I would be chairman of the £#%&!ing board.

brilliant.

Originally Posted by Crumps

I have never felt so left out in all my life.


Bridgend here I come.

I thought about you, but couldnt think where to put you...

IS it me or is one person talking to himself with 2 logons on this thread?

Originally Posted by Vic Mackey

I thought about you, but couldnt think where to put you...

that will make him feel much better

Originally Posted by Vic Mackey

I thought about you, but couldnt think where to put you...

Crumps can't reply to this post because he took his own life.

Bunker Buster or Weekend Rockstar would be the fluffers

i'd be the classy central midfielder

id request a transfer

I'd be the tea lady.

id be the driving instructor or play in the hole

Crumps would be the always injured striker - the 'white saha'

what am i scotch mist?

i'd be an amalgam of cantona and maradona, with a dash of fletcher.

bunker would be the community college chef on work experience