neil warnock

I just googled imaged his face as some form of subconcious self punishment which I don't particulary understand.

I think I seen a comment on a newspaper website that read he was furious about something and that set it off.

This sums him up best for me.



I can't possibly construct a sentence that adequatly describes how I feel about his man's face and attitude.

He has skin-brows.

Distinct eyebrow shapes, yet no (or very little) actual eyebrows.

you just need to know that whenever his team lose, or a decision goes against them, it's always the referees fault.

He's like a loose skin bag of pure human fat. Horrible person to look at.

He also thinks he's funny and amiable when he chats with reporters.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

He's like a loose skin bag of pure human fat. Horrible person to look at.

i'm not that fat, tbf. rest of it is spot on though.

he looks like that green cartoon charactoh with a long nose.

Used to see him at my local Waitrose. Such a handsome courteous brute.

I sat behind the dug out once when he was managing Notts County in the second division. His favourite thing to shout out was ''break his £#%&!ing legs'' whenever an opposition player had the ball.

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

I sat behind the dug out once when he was managing Notts County in the second division. His favourite thing to shout out was ''break his £#%&!ing legs'' whenever an opposition player had the ball.

Fergus out. Warnovk in.

Originally Posted by DuanePipe

I sat behind the dug out once when he was managing Notts County in the second division. His favourite thing to shout out was ''break his £#%&!ing legs'' whenever an opposition player had the ball.

Well it's nice to see I have something in common with a premier league manager, I thought they were a different breed to me.

Originally Posted by JakeB

Well it's nice to see I have something in common with a premier league manager, I thought they were a different breed to me.

Interesting fact of the day, it's an anagram of Colin £#%&!er. Good old Colin. Definitely lives under a bridge the troll faced @#%&!.

colin £#%&!er indeed.

Even the name warnock.

War-nock.

He sounds and looks like something out of lord of the £#%&!ing rings.

Hate him. Horrible guy, shit manager. His graceless moaning about the whole Tevez affair, after his own side failed to get a point at home against a side who had lost seven in a row, really showed what a despicable @#%&! he is. And he looks like The Penguin.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Hate him. Horrible guy, shit manager. His graceless moaning about the whole Tevez affair, after his own side failed to get a point at home against a side who had lost seven in a row, really showed what a despicable @#%&! he is. And he looks like The Penguin.

they barely got a point in the 2nd half of the season which I felt obliged to point out to a few whinging blades at the time

This is well worth a watch IMO - when you have a spare 45mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vjItStmovU

Interesting.

What a rum @#%&! that Muscat was, eh?

Reading about him on wikipeado: paid out 250k (750k incl costs) for injuring a fellow pro, lad nearly had to have his peg amputated?

Puts Warlock hating into perspective.

Originally Posted by reem

What a rum @#%&! that Muscat was, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gV6rVB0JmE

He wears a permanent facial expression which resembles somebody who has just smelled a particularly foul smelling fart.