The curious case of Wayne Rooney

what the £#%&! has happened to him....10 minutes against West Brom, has not been seen since, in saying that he has not been seen much this season.. Deffo on his way out come the summer, but the lack of any media shit storm is a bit weird... Has he accepted that he is gone come the summer ?

Got his record, going back to Everton when Lukaku comes the other way.

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

what the £#%&! has happened to him....10 minutes against West Brom, has not been seen since, in saying that he has not been seen much this season.. Deffo on his way out come the summer, but the lack of any media shit storm is a bit weird... Has he accepted that he is gone come the summer ?

He's been injured....cheers Jones.

Physio room has him 16th April...

Parklife?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He's been injured....cheers Jones.

Physio room has him 16th April...

Back for Chelski, then. One last hurrah?

record done and that's it

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Back for Chelski, then. One last hurrah?

Hurrah? Huff puff and £#%&!ing wheeze more like

£#%&! off bunks will bite

Insert Alan Partridge shrugging shoulders gif here...

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict that rooney won't be anywhere near the starting line-up for the chelsea game

Bobby Charlton must be turning in his grave

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict that rooney won't be anywhere near the starting line-up for the chelsea game

Be a bit stupid of Jose to bring him straight in from an injury.

Originally Posted by believe

Be a bit stupid of Jose to bring him straight in from an injury.

agreed.

june 4th is pencilled in.

Should never wear a red shirt again tbh

Originally Posted by puressence

Should never wear a red shirt again tbh

Because of his blotchy face?

The lack of anything from the media on it is very weird. That's a great point. I was convinced there'd be a petition to save him or something.

Scored the most goals in the history of the club. Part of one of our most successful periods and great teams. Won everything possible at this club and always gave it everything he had, even when he was in shit form or having a bad day and gave us some of the best moments we could ask for...

It's a shame how it's ending for him but, I suppose that comes from not looking after himself the way Ibrahimovic, Giggs, Carrick, Sheringham etc did or have

Well past his best now though so, the inevitable is going to happen

Originally Posted by Clarkie

The lack of anything from the media on it is very weird. That's a great point. I was convinced there'd be a petition to save him or something.

Scored the most goals in the history of the club. Part of one of our most successful periods and great teams. Won everything possible at this club and always gave it everything he had, even when he was in shit form or having a bad day and gave us some of the best moments we could ask for...

It's a shame how it's ending for him but, I suppose that comes from not looking after himself the way Ibrahimovic, Giggs, Carrick, Sheringham etc did or have

Well past his best now though so, the inevitable is going to happen

not really, he is the clubs record scorer, englands record scorer, has won a shit load of medals and will get a free move. He hasn't been disgraced or made himself look like a dick. Its quite a good and natural end.

Originally Posted by silv

not really, he is the clubs record scorer, englands record scorer, has won a shit load of medals and will get a free move. He hasn't been disgraced or made himself look like a dick. Its quite a good and natural end.

Ah I just mean't someone who has contributed so much to the club's success down the years, it's a shame there'd be no "grand exit" if you get me.

Good dye job on the beard though

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Ah I just mean't someone who has contributed so much to the club's success down the years, it's a shame there'd be no "grand exit" if you get me.

Good dye job on the beard though

he might bounce one in off his arse in the europa league final as we crash to a 3-1 defeat

Originally Posted by silv

he might bounce one in off his arse in the europa league final as we crash to a 3-1 defeat

Come on ffs. Let's be sensible here...

There's no way we're getting to the Europa League final