Phil Jones - still shit.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

So sparky has got it massively wrong again - look at the shock on my face

Literally gonna stab you one day.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Literally gonna stab you one day.

morning matey. 👊

Jones could have been so much more for us, but he just isn't a natural athlete. Has done well to get to where he is considering how often he gets injured. Good to have around as back up but I'm just waiting to hear that he's out again for weeks/months due to a training session sprint or something typically innocuous.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

So sparky has got it massively wrong again - look at the shock on my face

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features...icial-revealed

“The first player from Manchester United, Phil Jones, comes to the DCS (doping control station) and was very upset he had to be in the DCS.
“He wanted to leave to celebrate with them team, but I told him that he had to do the sampling first.
“He then told me I was a f***er doing this and that I had a f***er’s job and how I could be so f***ing stupid to consider having such a f***ing job.”

Can't help but feel it's another false dawn but hope to be proven wrong

Incredibly, the farmer is still only 25. There is hope yet

Stay fit you @#%&!

Before I opened the thread I was expecting news of him being out for 12 weeks after colliding with a Jackrussel in the local park.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features...icial-revealed

Can see why Jose likes him nearest thing to JT.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Incredibly, the farmer is still only 25. There is hope yet

Stay fit you c***

Could have another 10 years out of him if he doesn't strangle himself with tinsel putting his Christmas tree up.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Could have another 10 years out of him if he doesn't strangle himself with tinsel putting his Christmas tree up.

He has to get through bonfire night first. God knows what he will do with his sparkler

Originally Posted by Coracao

He has to get through bonfire night first. God knows what he will do with his sparkler

They keep him indoors with ear plugs in on bonfire night.

Our best defender so far this season. A fit Phil Jones is a good Phil Jones until he slices his own throat open when he trips over his cat at home and crashes into the coffee table

Originally Posted by wiganste

Our best defender so far this season. A fit Phil Jones is a good Phil Jones until he slices his own throat open when he trips over his cat at home and crashes into the coffee table

Cause of death: He did a Mark Fish.

Looks like he's been on the weights as well.

https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/901516006094491649

Originally Posted by wiganste

Our best defender so far this season. A fit Phil Jones is a good Phil Jones until he slices his own throat open when he trips over his cat at home and crashes into the coffee table

Agreed; he's been outstanding. He's got the lot, just need him to stay fit ffs

I can't believe it's Phil Jones i'm looking at to be honest. He's been pretty good.