United v Athletic Bilbao: Match Thread

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That one at left back has almost given a penalty away and allowed the guy to run through and score

Having a cracking game....

Even in pre season you anti sage a match thread..
G2C

Originally Posted by Sparky***

No point in learning his name ffs he’ll be loaned out to FC Paella soon enough and never seen again

Didn’t realise Paella was that big in Preston tbh. Or Burnley which is where he’s going apparently.

Personally think he looks a decent prospect.

It’s slim pickings but aside from the mistake outside our box Fernandez has probably been our standout player here.

christ, he's a donkey.

Number 42 looks brilliant. The lad up front is better than Martial. Eriksen is clearly finished. Maguire looks utterly broken (and shit obv).

Why is Sancho wearing a sports bra?

Sancho wearing a bra and he's not ashamed to show it either.

https://twitter.com/jamiek9035/status/1687989446870732800?s=46&t=l_IDjZwQTig51Y-d5izVYA

£#%&! me. 300 quid to watch this shit.

Sports bra ffs it’s for the GPS tracker, they all wear them.

Enjoyed that. Decent performance undermined by shit finishing and Harry Maguire. Same old, same old..

Youth players have shown glimpses of quality. Started off well, standard slab head making the mistake leading to their goal.

He really needs to £#%&! off. Even if it’s a free at this stage, I don’t even trust him to be a 4th choice CB.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Why is Sancho wearing a sports bra?

The 2 lads upfront need support

Originally Posted by dunk

Sports bra ffs it’s for the GPS tracker, they all wear them.

Why do they need a GPS tracker? Do they wander off before games and get lost?

Originally Posted by NedKelly

It’s slim pickings but aside from the mistake outside our box Fernandez has probably been our standout player here.

Drives the ball forward well. Needs another loan but he has been impressive bar the free kick. Reports of Burnley wanting to sign him on a permanent , would be nice if they could push for a loan and see what a season in the premier league does for his development .

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Why do they need a GPS tracker? Do they wander off before games and get lost?

Analytics for the sports scientists. Sprints, speeds reached, pressing intensity, heat map etc all the new age stat £#%&!er stuff

Maguire saw that coming with him and Lindelof dithering along the back line minutes before. Tot clueless with the ball at his feet.

Fernandez pick of the bun for me

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Why do they need a GPS tracker? Do they wander off before games and get lost?

Maguire does. Rumours that Erik can issue an electric shock to his are unconfirmed..

Originally Posted by dunk

Maguire does. Rumours that Erik can issue an electric shock to his are unconfirmed..

Hook for Donny.

Hannibal on

Magnificent beard on the Bilbao player

Juan James with some great pacey nothing runs....

Originally Posted by Sparky***

https://twitter.com/jamiek9035/statu...Tig51Y-d5izVYA

£#%&! me. 300 quid to watch this shit.

Looks like Evans is coming on as a bit of a crowd pleaser. Money well spent.