Harry .......Kane...... that one season wonder

Originally Posted by RedMenace

How can you be prolific "reputation wise"? Has he got multiple reputations?

Okay prolific is the wrong word to use but you know what I mean. Despite the goal tally, some people would rather have Ibra then kane in their squad because of who Ibra is.

Originally Posted by MC16

Okay prolific is the wrong word to use but you know what I mean. Despite the goal tally, some people would rather have Ibra then kane in their squad because of who Ibra is.

Yes it definitely helps that ibrahimovic is himself rather than say, someone else.

Originally Posted by Baron

Spurs mate of mine texted me "He breathes through his mouth to taste your fear" about him last night

Text him back and tell him you breathe through your nose and can smell bullshit

Originally Posted by MC16

I mean reputation wise. Ibra is a figure in football, kane is just a very good player.

it would be fairer to say that ibra is an articulate self-publicist, whereas harry kane couldn't spell narcisssist, no matter how many crayons you gave him.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Had we been drinking, sir? Where did Cantona, Keane and Robson come from?

Just a bit yes

Originally Posted by RedMenace

How can you be prolific "reputation wise"? Has he got multiple reputations?

Andy Goram did.

HTHBIDI

Originally Posted by jem

it would be fairer to say that ibra is an articulate self-publicist, whereas harry kane couldn't spell narcisssist, no matter how many crayons you gave him.

apparently, my crayon got stuck too.

fortunately, no one reads my shit that carefully.

Originally Posted by MC16

I mean reputation wise. Ibra is a figure in football, kane is just a very good player.

Hmmmm, even so, for the £100m or whatever itd take to get him, he'll be a fixture. £100m players aren't going to play 2 of every 3 games.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Hmmmm, even so, for the £100m or whatever itd take to get him, he'll be a fixture.

a fixture in the ibra sense of not really moving?

As great a player as Ibrahimovich is and has been, he has never been the key figure of a truly great team on the European stage. Inter improved without him, Barca struggled to integrate him, PSG flattered to deceive for years.

Having such a dominant figure as the focal point is not always healthy.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

As great a player as Ibrahimovich is and has been, he has never been the key figure of a truly great team on the European stage. Inter improved without him, Barca struggled to integrate him, PSG flattered to deceive for years.

Having such a dominant figure as the focal point is not always healthy.

Tom Hardy bait gif

Zlatan shouldn't and hopefully won't play for united again...

Originally Posted by Tiberian

As great a player as Ibrahimovich is and has been, he has never been the key figure of a truly great team on the European stage. Inter improved without him, Barca struggled to integrate him, PSG flattered to deceive for years.

Having such a dominant figure as the focal point is not always healthy.

That's £#%&!ing nonsense tbh.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

That's £#%&!ing nonsense tbh.

Which part?

The suggestion that Zlatan has not been a major catalyst for winning in Europe or that building so much around one player is not always healthy?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Zlatan shouldn't and hopefully won't play for united again...

The only way he shouldn't is if we get a top striker.

Which we should.

So yeah.

Originally Posted by Alan

What are you going to do with Rashford then? Bench him?

Absolute balls. State of this thread

You could literally write a whole thesis on how bad this post is.

Well done.

Originally Posted by AK14

Not only that but there's nothing wrong with a bit of competition.

Cole, Yorke, Ole, Sheringham....

If Rashford really is the real deal then he'll make it regardless wether we sign another centre forward or not. What's wrong with playing two up top or even Rashford from the left

Exactly. People talking like signing a £#%&!ing attacker is tantamount to heresy. I hate to shit on everyone's parade (i don't) but that jesus @#%&! at city has scored the same amount of goals as rashford this season and he only turned up in January.

Originally Posted by Alan

What are you going to do with Rashford then? Bench him?

er, yeah?

He's not £#%&!ing Marco Van Basten.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

The only way he shouldn't is if we get a top striker.

Which we should.

So yeah.

We shouldn't pay and rehabilitate till 2018......

Even Fergie sent RVN away for a year, falcao ring any bells...

We're not s retirement home for once greats :rooneyGif:

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He's not £#%&!ing Marco Van Basten.

kane isn't even mark hateley.

Originally Posted by jem

kane isn't even mark hateley.