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He's the worst player I've ever seen and is getting worse by the day.
He barely has the strength to kick a football. Just standing up is about the limit of his ability. He can't even run. I find it incredible that someone who is physically incapable of playing the game has an enormous contract with a team like United. I can't even consider him as a footballer. He's just an anomaly. Some bizarre statistical error, whereby someone blatantly not meant to be there has slipped through the cracks and ended up a footballer through fortune alone. |
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There's OTT and then there's that. |
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If you were to pull anyone out of the crowd at random, regardless of age, sex, gender or physical ability and put them on in place of Mata, not a single one of them could do any worse.
A guy on crutches would be the same. A woman in a wheelchair, the same. A new born baby, the same. A ninety nine year old man, exactly the same. I reckon that if you managed to pluck out a man of reasonable age, they'd have a significantly greater chance of effecting the game positively than Mata, if all they did was toe-punt the ball towards the opposition goal. |
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Lingard is dreadful, but he's on another level entirely to Mata. Jesse is somewhere between Championship level and up to about ninth in the PL. Mata would struggle in the amateur game. A good five a side league, where he can focus on his technique would be a good fit, but not anywhere rough where they will push him around. Maybe somewhere like Brighton. |
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I find it impossible to hate him.
He's a good option against teams were we are going to have a high % of possession and need to break teams down. We don't really have anyone else who can keep the ball and control the tempo like he does. He doesn't fit into the current system of high press, it exposes all of his weaknesses. It's baffling that he got a new contract but he's the least of our worries as he'll sit on the bench without moaning and I'd imagine is good for morale. |
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