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Unread 08-08-2020, 06:00 PM
Neo
 
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The odious little @#%&! has been whoring himself out on Instagram again this week after he's popped up with a couple of shite goals to a rucksack business and some American peanut company.

"What's up people, it's your boy J-Lingz with another mad collaboration."

Thought he had loads of 'personal issues'.

£#%&!. OFF.
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:05 PM
ScarFace
 
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The odious little @#%&! has been whoring himself out on Instagram again this week after he's popped up with a couple of shite goals to a rucksack business and some American peanut company.

"What's up people, it's your boy J-Lingz with another mad collaboration."

Thought he had loads of 'personal issues'.

£#%&!. OFF.
He's a tiktoka not a footballer.
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:16 PM
utd99
 
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He's a tiktoka not a footballer.
Biggest fraud of the post Fergie years by far.
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:21 PM
utd99
 
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I’ll tell you my idea of a “mad collaberation”, Jesse Lingard and Manchester United. In fact it’s £#%&!ing insane.
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:28 PM
dunk
 
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You know he's still going to be here next season, right? You all must know..
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:29 PM
Ethers
 
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Doubt you lot would say any of this to his face tbh...

 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:29 PM
utd99
 
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You know he's still going to be here next season, right? You all must know..
No way. Friendly wager.

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Doubt you lot would say any of this to his face tbh...



That’s some solid tekkers right there. Bag didn’t move 1 mm.
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:31 PM
no fun
 
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Doubt you lot would say any of this to his face tbh...

Was that Jordan Henderson walking past?

If your going to throw a punch he’s got to be the target
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:46 PM
utd99
 
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Was that Jordan Henderson walking past?

If your going to throw a punch he’s got to be the target
Yeah, ‘cept that wasn’t really a punch was it?

I’d rather he didn’t. Embarrass the club.
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 06:58 PM
dunk
 
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No way. Friendly wager..
I'm not a betting man, I'm just softening you up for the inevitable disappointment
 
Unread 08-08-2020, 08:46 PM
Pancho77
 
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What's the odds on Lingard finding God, I wonder.......
I think even our Lord has his limits mate

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I’ll tell you my idea of a “mad collaberation”, Jesse Lingard and Manchester United. In fact it’s f***ing insane.
This

It says everything about how far we have fallen under the verminous Gimps
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:05 AM
AK14
 
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Ole wants him to stay apparently...
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:08 AM
Jethro
 
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Ole wants him to stay apparently...
Probably because his transfer list has been put in the shredder. Can't have a threadbare squad again.
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:09 AM
utd99
 
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Unread 13-08-2020, 09:17 AM
pedr0
 
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He's not that bad ffs.

Annoying #@&%! yes and never going to be first choice, but if he gets back to where he was a couple of years ago, he's capable of playing the right sort of style of football that fits in to this team.

Just needs to keep his ego in check. Will trust OGS judgement on whether he has the right character.
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:19 AM
Sapien
 
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He's not that bad ffs.

Annoying #@&%! yes and never going to be first choice, but if he gets back to where he was a couple of years ago, he's capable of playing the right sort of style of football that fits in to this team.

Just needs to keep his ego in check. Will trust OGS judgement on whether he has the right character.
Sort of agree. Would allow him to stay on the condition that he revokes all access to social media.
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:38 AM
Hyman_Roth
 
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He's not that bad ffs.

Annoying #@&%! yes and never going to be first choice, but if he gets back to where he was a couple of years ago, he's capable of playing the right sort of style of football that fits in to this team.

Just needs to keep his ego in check. Will trust OGS judgement on whether he has the right character.
His stats are horrific - for a player in a forward midfield position to have so few goals and so few assists (throughout his career) is unforgivable at any club. At united it’s sacrilege.

He’s a big big part of the lowering of standards, of promoting ineffective players, of having zero leadership qualities that has allowed this club to sleepwalk into an averageness that will take a decade to sort.

His removal is far more than getting rid of an ineffective player, it’s getting rid of an ineffective culture.
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:47 AM
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His stats are horrific - for a player in a forward midfield position to have so few goals and so few assists (throughout his career) is unforgivable at any club. At united it’s sacrilege.

He’s a big big part of the lowering of standards, of promoting ineffective players, of having zero leadership qualities that has allowed this club to sleepwalk into an averageness that will take a decade to sort.

His removal is far more than getting rid of an ineffective player, it’s getting rid of an ineffective culture.
yeah but what if you take his phone off him?
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:47 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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His stats are horrific - for a player in a forward midfield position to have so few goals and so few assists (throughout his career) is unforgivable at any club. At united it’s sacrilege.

He’s a big big part of the lowering of standards, of promoting ineffective players, of having zero leadership qualities that has allowed this club to sleepwalk into an averageness that will take a decade to sort.

His removal is far more than getting rid of an ineffective player, it’s getting rid of an ineffective culture.
This.

We're done with these guys. Perennially not good enough.... then they do JUST enough to convince us they're worth having around, then back round we go.

It's stops us raising the standard too. No need to push for new signings that much, because we're well stocked etc.

Last season should have been fatal for Lingard.

One goal. A gift. That's it. Completely unacceptable.
 
Unread 13-08-2020, 09:52 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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He's not that bad ffs.

Annoying #@&%! yes and never going to be first choice, but if he gets back to where he was a couple of years ago, he's capable of playing the right sort of style of football that fits in to this team.

Just needs to keep his ego in check. Will trust OGS judgement on whether he has the right character.
I'm with Ped0 here... He's not had enough chances to provide his quality this season, the season before, the season before that or the one before that and needs his chance to shine - again.

Give him a new, improved contract to show faith in the guy and watch him shine.
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