Tyrell Malacia

I assume the rumours of why he hasn’t played haven’t reached these parts?

Failed a certain test apparently.

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

I assume the rumours of why he hasn’t played haven’t reached these parts?

Failed a certain test apparently.

The football ability test?

Originally Posted by believe

The football ability test?

absolute tap in

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

I assume the rumours of why he hasn’t played haven’t reached these parts?

Failed a certain test apparently.

Tell us Hans.

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

I assume the rumours of why he hasn’t played haven’t reached these parts?

Failed a certain test apparently.

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

I assume the rumours of why he hasn’t played haven’t reached these parts?

Failed a certain test apparently.

Being a weak Beta male ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CueZGJot88S/?igsh=bXR0dzczcDdwcTho

Hench season ...

https://youtu.be/geQtOXws5RM?si=9jRAhHubJ-Nca0NR

The return.

Originally Posted by believe

The football ability test?

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

I assume the rumours of why he hasn’t played haven’t reached these parts?

Failed a certain test apparently.

Weetabix over Crunchy Nut?

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Tell us Hans.

There is a rumour he failed a drugs test, and it’s been kept under wraps by the club.

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

There is a rumour he failed a drugs test, and it’s been kept under wraps by the club.

somatropin?

Originally Posted by est.1878

Was everas first (half) season as ropey as his debut?

Yes as I recall it was a bit ropey for his 1st few months.

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

There is a rumour he failed a drugs test, and it’s been kept under wraps by the club.

No way they'd have been able to keep that under wraps with the amount of leaks that come out of the place

Originally Posted by Stickman

He was looking the goods by March from memory. Outstanding when we beat Arsenal 2-0 early April (Rooney and Park)

That's true

Originally Posted by Hans Rimmer

There is a rumour he failed a drugs test, and it’s been kept under wraps by the club.

It all makes perfect sense. A club that is willing to loan out an 80 million pound asset over a tweet, is now desperate to keep under wraps a failed drugs test by a bloke that nobody outside of his immediate family has ever heard of😁

Originally Posted by Msgr A Brook

It all makes perfect sense. A club that is willing to loan out an 80 million pound asset over a tweet, is now desperate to keep under wraps a failed drugs test by a bloke that nobody outside of his immediate family has ever heard of😁

As if it's possible to keep a failed drugs test secret.

You guys need drug tests.

https://x.com/utdreport/status/1766230761340797291?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

need to sign more of his own players.

Marlo keeping everyone honest

Originally Posted by marlo

https://x.com/utdreport/status/17662...Nn5G1bnpwj1gww

need to sign more of his own players.

So stupid letting our backup options leave

https://twitter.com/cagiago_/status/1766392572979654766?t=mxRLA-NPMtM21arkNHjS9g&s=19

Makes more sense than anything else we've been told !

what we gonna do put a wig on him and change his squad number