Manchester United v Bournemouth - EPL 3pm 09/12/23 - Official Match Thread

Sub optimal beginning but for ET Megamind it’s all part of the plan.

4-1 victory if they push Scott forward more

Originally Posted by Sparky***

84 mins

ah, just after bournemouth get their second to wrap it up?

Jesus Christ

£#%&!ing hell Antony

He's really shit.

martial pressing. wtf?

could the 80m winger so many of you say is playing so well, actually get a goal or assist at some point please?

Originally Posted by Baron

£#%&!ing hell Antony

what better time to spin in a circle than when the counter is on?

lucky the flag saves us. £#%&! me. good stop on the first header, tbf.

Ffs Onana is like a dog on a trampoline. Why is he so dramatic

£#%&! me. We are wide open on the counter

Originally Posted by marlo

could the 80m winger so many of you say is playing so well, actually get a goal or assist at some point please?

Good things come to those who wait. As Gary Barlow once sang - have a little patience.

Originally Posted by History

Ffs Onana is like a dog on a trampoline. Why is he so dramatic

He loves giving them a second chance doesn’t he.

still no thought to pick someone out with a cross.

Originally Posted by jem

what better time to spin in a circle than when the counter is on?

lucky the flag saves us. £#%&! me. good stop on the first header, tbf.

Offside saved his blushes, a ridiculous save just flipping it straight up in the air - any other keeper just tips it over with minimal fuss. He’s a nonsense.

Garnacho is a total liability when facing his own goal

Originally Posted by Sparky***

£#%&! me. We are wide open on the counter

we have been all season. we will be all season.

Originally Posted by marlo

could the 80m winger so many of you say is playing so well, actually get a goal or assist at some point please?

Clearly you don’t GET football.

Those are outdated KPIs mate.

Where we are going, we don’t need goals or assists.

that was brilliant from the bat.... considering the hospital pass. we really don't know how to pass it around at the back.

oh, look. he's booked sergio for £#%&! all.

How wasn’t that a foul on big Ant? Can only assume the ref is one of the Antony haters on here. Disgusting.

Yep. One of those games.