How Many Players Did Mourinho Try and Kill?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

He didn't actually "try and kill" anybody, I think that might actually disappoint given the state of one or two of our shit@#%&!s

He deffo tried to kill Martial tbf.

One of the only good football decisions the club has done in Woodward's time was putting the kibosh on that

apart from young and valencia...everyone elese

Originally Posted by armchair

apart from young and valencia...everyone elese

Hasn't he been at Valencia's neck since the summer? Calling him a fat bastard and whatnot?

Originally Posted by AK14

The Scottish Player.

Mourinho basically treated him as a pawn. He never really cared about the boy's development. He wasn't even making the bench most games this season but out of the blue gets picked at CB while there are actual CBs available. Was the same with Herrera being CB vs Spurs just to spite the board.

Originally Posted by armchair

apart from young and valencia...everyone elese

he couldn't kill valencia, because he knows tony will have his vengeance in this life or the next.

Imagine the virus trying to develop an 18-21 year old C Ronaldo?

Originally Posted by Buck

Mourinho basically treated him as a pawn. He never really cared about the boy's development. He wasn't even making the bench most games this season but out of the blue gets picked at CB while there are actual CBs available. Was the same with Herrera being CB vs Spurs just to spite the board.

Yep. Or to embarrass Pogba.

That lineup at West Ham l


Three centre back system AND the doubLe pivot in midfield

At west ham

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Yep. Or to embarrass Pogba.

Created an award just so he could have a go at Pogba by giving The Scottish Player his manager’s player of the year
What a £#%&!ing #@&%!

I'm convinced Mou is mentally ill.

If he took a year out, went to psychopath rehab, he'd maybe be able to get the Spurs job once Poch joins.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

I'm convinced Mou is mentally ill.

If he took a year out, went to psychopath rehab, he'd maybe be able to get the Spurs job once Poch joins.

Imagine listening to Mourinho on a shrink’s sofa?! Would be more fascinating than Tony Soprano.

He has several conditions, in my opinion, all severe cases, including crippling insecurity, mass paranoia, and rabid jealousy.

A seriously strange bloke, who probably does need some sort of professional psychological help. Can’t see any top club wanting him, tbh. Best move for him would be international football, IMO.

Can remember being convinced he was 100% mental when I watched how he celebrated that europa win - rolling around the pitch with his son for ages.

Was hoping someone would run on and throw a bucket of water on them.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

He didn't actually "try and kill" anybody, I think that might actually disappoint given the state of one or two of our shit@#%&!s

Another sad thread.

Originally Posted by Neo

Imagine listening to Mourinho on a shrink’s sofa?! Would be more fascinating than Tony Soprano.

He has several conditions, in my opinion, all severe cases, including crippling insecurity, mass paranoia, and rabid jealousy.

A seriously strange bloke, who probably does need some sort of professional psychological help. Can’t see any top club wanting him, tbh. Best move for him would be international football, IMO.

I think he's got that 'latin temperament', and is a bit of a drama queen on top. A heady concoction for sure.

Could have gone into acting or dance.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

I'm convinced Mou is mentally ill.

If he took a year out, went to psychopath rehab, he'd maybe be able to get the Spurs job once Poch joins.

Almost correct

Originally Posted by ScarFace

I'm convinced Mou is mentally ill.

If he took a year out, went to psychopath rehab, he'd maybe be able to get the Spurs job once Poch joins.

No doubt. Whatever narcissistic, sociopathic or self esteem issues he has going on under that lid are only getting worse. I’d hoped he’d be introspective enough to to sort himself out after the last two meltdowns but that was wishful thinking. It was worse if anything.

Fancy being so far gone that, with the entire £#%&!ing world telling you you’ll melt down in the third season, you still do it.

Fruitcake.

Originally Posted by AnthonyMartial

That lineup at West Ham l


Three centre back system AND the doubLe pivot in midfield

At west ham

Dub Le Pivot.

Sounds like a grime duo.

Mans burn dem bars

Originally Posted by sa7

That picture says it all. Infantile, tiresome #@&%!.

Originally Posted by sa7

Dub Le Pivot.

Sounds like a grime duo.

Mans burn dem bars

That looks like the Netflix picture for a new detective series from South America.

Originally Posted by utd99

That picture says it all. Infantile, tiresome #@&%!.

Harsh on poch etc.