ahem.... song for da hair (hello, wonks)

to the tune of buck rogers by feeder:


we've got a brand new star
replacing van der sar
he's one you'll never beat
we've got david de gea (gea, gea, gea, gea....)


I had to resist the temptation to add something about "please don't shoot outside the area".

Not bad

quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TataYXStVr8

haha.

Quality

you don't even want to think of how you're gonna score....

I think he's gonna save it......

Cont...

"With him in goal I don't think that you're gonna score.
I think he's gonna save it,
I think he's gonna save it yeaaah.
So don't you try and fake it,
You won't score,
You won't score".

I didnt see the feeder bit and was trying to sing it to this tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77H5nHdcyQM&

we've got a brand new star
replacing van der sar
he's one you'll never beat
we've got david de gea (gea, gea, gea, gea....)
With him in goal I don't think that you're gonna score.
I think he's gonna save it,
I think he's gonna save it yeaaah.
So don't you try and fake it,
You won't score,
You won't score

Mint

But you almost certainly will score?

hey
de gea
what a fine save
hey hey
de gea
what a fine save
in the nets
in the nets
what a fine save
g'waan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Y16Q4t860

sing if you're glad to De gea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHG2LJGfEdw

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

But you almost certainly will score?

boo! next you'll be pointing out that george best could only wear one shirt or...... um.... sorry, I've distracted myself thinking of david starkey singing about rooney being the white pele.

Originally Posted by wonky no

hey
de gea
what a fine save
hey hey
de gea
what a fine save
in the nets
in the nets
what a fine save
g'waan!

I am amused.

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

sing if you're glad to De gea

can't be long before de gea bare bunch put in an appearance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

what's-a matter de - GEA!
ball is in the net
whadda-ya think you do?
why you look-a so bad?
west brom very glad
fred is on your case
hairdryer in ya face

Originally Posted by taff

Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce - YouTube

what's-a matter de - GEA!
ball is in the net
whadda-ya think you do?
why you look-a so bad?
west brom very glad
fred is on your case
hairdryer in ya face

Dick
But funny

to think I might not see edwin
makes it so hard not to cry
and as the boy lets a long shot in
I nearly do

sing up, sing up
and we could still score more
even if we wanted manuel neuer
we're right behind you de gea

(run - snow patrol)

Jesus Jem you listen to some shite.

Originally Posted by taff

Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce - YouTube

what's-a matter de - GEA!
ball is in the net
whadda-ya think you do?
why you look-a so bad?
west brom very glad
fred is on your case
hairdryer in ya face

De Haaaaaaaaaaay aaaaaaaaa, De Haaaaaaaaay aaaaaaaaa

to Hey Ya! Genius.