Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

Twice over the limit, If you needed further evidence of what a #@&%! he is.

That's his weight, by the looks of it.

Drink driving after having claimed United never gave him any support?

Piss take.

Originally Posted by Lodestar

Drink driving after having claimed United never gave him any support?

Piss take.

It was United’s fault. Should’ve taken better care of him.

Or something like that.

Hated this utter shithead. That interview he did where he said he wanted to get into acting

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Hated this utter shithead. That interview he did where he said he wanted to get into acting

Anything where he thinks he can earn much more than he could in the real world, or what his skill set deserves. It’s why he’s currently out flashing his knickers at the Saudis.

Probably end up dealing crack.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Anything where he thinks he can earn much more than he could in the real world, or what his skill set deserves. It’s why he’s currently out flashing his knickers at the Saudis.

Probably end up dealing crack.

He’d get robbed within half an hour. £#%&!ing weird little gnome looking @#%&!.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

He’d get robbed within half an hour. £#%&!ing weird little gnome looking @#%&!.

That would be United’s fault too.

And I’m not that small.

Another one of our 'misunderstood geniuses' who was going to show us all how good he was when he left.

#@&%! around doing £#%&! all.

Him and sancho will probably end up as full-time twitch streamers

From the Star:

Jesse Lingard is searching for a new club because Steven Gerrard's Al-Ettifaq do not have room for him in their squad

Oops.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

From the Star:

Jesse Lingard is searching for a new club because Steven Gerrard's Al-Ettifaq do not have room for him in their squad

Oops.

Bring him home. #beanz

https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status/1744666320417763804?s=20

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status...417763804?s=20

Just came on to share

Scholesy

Enjoying the story doing the round that he’s offered himself to Barcelona. Might do the same, even undercut him on the wages.

Ffs

going for that one year deal at forest....

magnificent hubris on this

Is it any wonder we’ve squandered more than a decade when you look at what’s represented us during that time? Quite how Lingard’s card wasn’t marked after a dozen games is beyond me.

Originally Posted by Sheik JaBooty

Is it any wonder we’ve squandered more than a decade when you look at what’s represented us during that time? Quite how Lingard’s card wasn’t marked after a dozen games is beyond me.

Or me. How on earth his obvious limitations evaded so many managers. Obvs now that it was a perceived asset value thing driven by Woodward. No manager in their right mind could ignore what an utter #@&%! Lingard was.

Like esters said, so funny that he insisted on a 1 year contract at Forest and is now completely unwanted by everyone.

That he, Pogba and Rashford are best mates speaks volumes.

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://x.com/StretfordPaddck/status...417763804?s=20

Marvellous from Scholes

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Or me. How on earth his obvious limitations evaded so many managers. Obvs now that it was a perceived asset value thing driven by Woodward. No manager in their right mind could ignore what an utter #@&%! Lingard was.

Like esters said, so funny that he insisted on a 1 year contract at Forest and is now completely unwanted by everyone.

That he, Pogba and Rashford are best mates speaks volumes.

Nor pogba. (Should have been shipped the moment Jose called him out)

Nor P.jones, or the contract extensions to Bailey, and Martial

It’s so crazy to think how badly we are run. Ratcliffe will hopefully sort this out very quickly .