Jesseh Lingard.

Originally Posted by Sapien

I do, it's brain melting bullshit for idiots by idiots.

Tik tok is my favourite platform by a country mile. 100% straight up.

Just great clips from the office, partridge, curb, Dawkins and occasional large chested women all the time. Ok an occasional dancing Taiwanese lad with a pony tail too.

It’s all in the algorithms. I can assure you Jesse lingard wouldn’t appear on mine.

Oh, it’s a media platform? I thought it was the holding title for Rashford’s book.

Originally Posted by utd99

Oh, it’s a media platform? I thought it was the holding title for Rashford’s book.

Originally Posted by Sapien

I do, it's brain melting bullshit for idiots by idiots.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Tik tok is my favourite platform by a country mile. 100% straight up.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

I replied directly to Sapiens comment so I knew what he thought

Thanks for posting it again though

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ce_0HDWDS9-/?igshid=NWRhNmQxMjQ=

We should all get a day off work for this shit. I identify as a United fan and this is real trauma

What is ‘beanz’?

Is it something random he’s made up or do the kids say it?

He really is an unbearable little #@&%!, isn’t he?

Originally Posted by tatty

What is ‘beanz’?

Is it something random he’s made up or do the kids say it?

It was his name for rashford

Originally Posted by Drexl

It was his name for rashford

That makes no sense.

‘Oxygen thief’, ‘Derek do-gooder’, ‘$#*! @#%&!’…or anything similar would be logical.

Originally Posted by tatty

That makes no sense.

‘Oxygen thief’, ‘Derek do-gooder’, ‘$#*! @#%&!’…or anything similar would be logical.

apparently he staeted calling him bean sprout. No idea. There qas a vid - cannot link from this shit phone - but it was basically jessie shouting "beanz!", and rashford looking up from whatever he was doing

Tbf, it never seemed to bother rashford

Considering his options apparently....

He's got an offer from MLS, Championship club and a premier League club...

Hurry up beans ...

I reckon he should reboot Pan's People

Originally Posted by Drexl

I reckon he should reboot Pan's People

I reckon he should reboot Reservoir Dogs.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I reckon he should reboot Reservoir Dogs.

"jones to the left of me..."

Originally Posted by Drexl

apparently he staeted calling him bean sprout. No idea. There qas a vid - cannot link from this shit phone - but it was basically jessie shouting "beanz!", and rashford looking up from whatever he was doing

Tbf, it never seemed to bother rashford

Can't have been when he's through on goal then...

Originally Posted by Bobda

Can't have been when he's through on goal then...

I'm so so so glad the way these ballbags have behaved is biting them on the ass

Pogba more so tbf

Originally Posted by Drexl

I'm so so so glad the way these ballbags have behaved is biting them on the ass

Pogba more so tbf

Doesn’t appear to have taught them much though. Pogba’s the only bloke I know who could sneer at 15m a year, then act like the 8m he’ll be getting at Juventus is a win. I admit a morbid curiosity made me start the Pogumentary , and I lasted a good 10 minutes. It was £#%&!ing awful, just like his United career.

Had to take a shower.

From liking the lad when he first started I am now really starting to loathe Lingard. Such a shame when we see the kids come through and they then fall short. Hopefully we will see some cracking ones this year but I would like it more if they dont release tiktok dance vids.

Originally Posted by ragnorak

From liking the lad when he first started I am now really starting to loathe Lingard. Such a shame when we see the kids come through and they then fall short. Hopefully we will see some cracking ones this year but I would like it more if they dont release tiktok dance vids.