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Unread 08-06-2011, 03:27 PM
Fat Al
 
Default Incoming hosepipe ban

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-13693250

So, we've had a few days of decent weather and they're already talking about a hosepipe ban? Jesus f***ing H c***ing Christ on a twatbike, just what the f*** do we pay these c***s for? We're not talking about a f***ing Mediterranean climate here .... the Midlands is f***ing hardly the Costa del f***ing Sol, yet they're telling us that despite 99% of the key reservoirs being full in March, now there's no water to be had anywhere?

*insert anti-Tory rant regarding privatising utility companies here, altho the Thatcher loving b***hes on this forum wouldn't ever admit her & Call me Dave are anything but interested in the greater good of the common man, etc, etc*
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 03:30 PM
dodger
 
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Synth out bagman
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 03:32 PM
thrills_pills_bellyaches
 
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Can't we just build more reservoirs
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 03:38 PM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches
Can't we just build more reservoirs
Tried that near us and all the country bumpkins kicked off a massive stink and it was eventually canned after 5 years of appeals and going round in circles
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 03:45 PM
Mao's Favourite Starling
 
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Severn Trent are ****, it would help if they stopped leaking 485 million litres of water a day

Yet the CE of Severn Trent never stops banging on about introducing water trading (much the same as happened with Gas)

Only suits them because they are in the middle of the country so will charge for conveyance of any trade between north and south (money for nothing) but the thick c*** doesn't realise his network is that shit that they will lose half of it
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 03:51 PM
ScarFace
 
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its pissing down in manchester now.
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 03:52 PM
Mao's Favourite Starling
 
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Originally Posted by ScarFace
its pissing down in manchester now.

We won't have a hosepipe ban
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 04:05 PM
Fountz
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Al
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-13693250

So, we've had a few days of decent weather and they're already talking about a hosepipe ban? Jesus f***ing H c***ing Christ on a twatbike, just what the f*** do we pay these c***s for? We're not talking about a f***ing Mediterranean climate here .... the Midlands is f***ing hardly the Costa del f***ing Sol, yet they're telling us that despite 99% of the key reservoirs being full in March, now there's no water to be had anywhere?

*insert anti-Tory rant regarding privatising utility companies here, altho the Thatcher loving b***hes on this forum wouldn't ever admit her & Call me Dave are anything but interested in the greater good of the common man, etc, etc*

Right on Brother.. they can c***ing c*** off ...the c***s !

Instead of putting a f***ing hosepipe ban in place, how about using those profits to reinvest ?

How about not having to rely on Victorian pipes and infrastructure..

Detest them, and I do not like being told what to do.

When comparable situations arise in Despotic hell holes we're encouraged to look down our nose at them.. wouldn't happen here.. only it does.. hosepipe ban.. have you ever heard such nonsense.


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Originally Posted by ScarFace
its pissing down in manchester now.

Thunder, lightning and hailstones... and Mrs F is off to see Take That :
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 04:16 PM
Mao's Favourite Starling
 
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Originally Posted by Fountz
Right on Brother.. they can c***ing c*** off ...the c***s !

Instead of putting a f***ing hosepipe ban in place, how about using those profits to reinvest ?

How about not having to rely on Victorian pipes and infrastructure..

Detest them, and I do not like being told what to do.

When comparable situations arise in Despotic hell holes we're encouraged to look down our nose at them.. wouldn't happen here.. only it does.. hosepipe ban.. have you ever heard such nonsense.





Thunder, lightning and hailstones... and Mrs F is off to see Take That :
Ofwat control how much they can re-invest, not the water companies hth
 
Unread 08-06-2011, 04:29 PM
Fountz
 
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Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling
Ofwat control how much they can re-invest, not the water companies hth
It's a natural resourse that falls freely.. pivotal for life to exist. Should be run efficiently but not for profit. Not for profit doesn't mean paying it's staff a pittance.. far from it.. just ensure that all profits are reinvested.


And as for Ofwat, they're the equivalent of sticking plaster for an amputee.
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