Andre Onana

Originally Posted by armchair

Very easy to imagine this guy has a couple of disasters and then we never see him again.

Everyone will be on him like they were for Dave at corners

Probably a mini league: who can take the ball off united's keeper and score first?

I'm a "stay in your box man", but then again, I'm a coward

Originally Posted by armchair

Very easy to imagine this guy has a couple of disasters and then we never see him again.

The modern day Taibi.

Originally Posted by The Judge

Everyone will be on him like they were for Dave at corners

Probably a mini league: who can take the ball off united's keeper and score first?

I'm a "stay in your box man", but then again, I'm a coward

An improvement on “stay on your line” tbf

Sounding like this will be sorted soon.

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1676920719639212033?s=46&t=bfVvPcxzFISmV5ixy0aAOQ

Which will be nice as I’m sick of United spamming Mount all over social media like he’s some sort of major signing

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

An improvement on “stay on your line” tbf

I'm wondering what odds I'll get for him being chipped from the half way line

Originally Posted by dunk

Sounding like this will be sorted soon.

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/s...FISmV5ixy0aAOQ

Which will be nice as I’m sick of United spamming Mount all over social media like he’s some sort of major signing

Signs were doing things a bit more efficiently. Targeting players earlier, sorting personal terms, returning with bids quickly and actually going for attainable players that want to be here.

Get him in, Henderson and De Gea out and start shifting some more shit.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

When Dave is good he’s very good - but his poor games seem to be getting more frequent. I thought he was fantastic and at his most consistent under LVG, which I think might be laughed at on here.

Genuinely don’t hate him in the same way others do, I just think his time is up.

Not just his poor games, but “his poor game”, Not even about the sweeper thing. The £#%&!er won’t leave his line. He’s a £#%&!ing coward. How can you face 20 pens on trot and not save even one? Don’t like a witch hunt but £#%&! me, people talk about loyalty when he’s been creaming £17/18m p/year. If he played another 5 years for nothing it would still amount to a ludicrous overpayment

https://twitter.com/stretfordpaddck/status/1676960978523795457?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Bidding for players. What is this sorcery?

Budget blown at the start of July

Originally Posted by Jethro

Budget blown at the start of July

Spending should open up more. We can now £#%&! some players off and add it to the budget.

£20-£30m for Henderson. Go get Hojlund then any further sales are gravy.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://twitter.com/stretfordpaddck/...aSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Bidding for players. What is this sorcery?

Just a matter of time

Excited for this one ..

BOnana skin?

Should be an Improvement on de gea. ESP as he fits into ETHs style of play. What happens when the African cup roles around? Does it still occur in January?

Cba to check but hopefully we have a decent back up if he’s leaving in Jan for a few weeks every couple of years . I think several years ago they moved it to the summer but no idea if that was permanent.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Should be an Improvement on de gea. ESP as he fits into ETHs style of play. What happens when the African cup roles around? Does it still occur in January?

Cba to check but hopefully we have a decent back up if he’s leaving in Jan for a few weeks every couple of years . I think several years ago they moved it to the summer but no idea if that was permanent.

He's retired from international duty

https://twitter.com/UtdDistrict/status/1677194708618199040?t=ESrOlypO2yfXMOK7biLzDg&s=19

Originally Posted by geo100100

He's retired from international duty

at 27 good lad.

Originally Posted by geo100100

He's retired from international duty

“Retires” after being kicked off the team and sent home from the World Cup
Mad as a box of frogs this lad. Can’t wait.

Originally Posted by shenwen

“Retires” after being kicked off the team and sent home from the World Cup
Mad as a box of frogs this lad. Can’t wait.

Good stuff. This lad has already set his stall out on any club v country scenario.

Originally Posted by shenwen

“Retires” after being kicked off the team and sent home from the World Cup
Mad as a box of frogs this lad. Can’t wait.

Yeah, for putting dribbling before stopping goals. Manager thought he was too bonkers

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1677362775922810896?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ