Anthony Martial..

Originally Posted by Ethers

Get him on some Yakult….

Would probably literally kill him. He’s probably still on formula and rusks.

https://twitter.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1634865330630852608?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Was up til 1 last night.

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1636012952846319619?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Paging Ned….

File under Jones for mental issues. He's not up to it.

When asked if any update was available on Martial, Ten Hag had this to say: “We were hoping he’d be ready for the match against Southampton but unfortunately he had an upset stomach on Saturday, which caused his routine to go into disarray. His mother called and said she’d been preparing him regular drinks of hot water and honey which allowed him to recover quickly. Now it’s just a case of getting him back into the routine as quickly as possible - lots of rest and good sleep - and we think he may be ready in the next couple of weeks. He’s an important player for us and this is an important time of the season - he knows this and is working hard to get back for us.”

Unreal.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Unreal.

Dreadful attitude

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Unreal.

Is that a joke ?

Originally Posted by Jethro

File under Jones for mental issues. He's not up to it.

Amazing anyone thought he could be the tip of the spear for us this season. He's a @#%&!! Once he's gone he'll say the club never looked after his mental health and he felt sad whenever he went to Carrington.

Are the people here who defended him beyond the call of duty embarrassed yet?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Are the people here who defended him beyond the call of duty embarrassed yet?

Uncharacteristically antagonistic today riccers. You had a sherry?

Played well tonight for his first game ba.....

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Are the people here who defended him beyond the call of duty embarrassed yet?

Who was defending him, Marlo and ErikvanHaagsen?

He was my favourite player for years. Hate him now.

Trying his best, God love him...

Originally Posted by Sapien

Uncharacteristically antagonistic today riccers. You had a sherry?

He’s right, y’know

as per Armers…

Where is this @#%&!? You’d swear he’s ruptured his cruciate ffs

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

Who was defending him, Marlo and ErikvanHaagsen?

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

Definitely. Martial is a better finisher, and while he isn't always proactive in terms of his movement, Rashford looks uninterested half the time anyway, gets bounced of the ball constantly, and as you say his touch is terrible.

If you think about it he's the fourth best no.9 at the club.

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

The people who thought Ronaldo was the main problem in our team have had a wake-upcall.

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

Should have made [Rashford] available for transfer earlier in the window.

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

[Rashford is] Another Dele Alli. A young English player of limited quality hits a hot streak, gains tons of media attention and praise, a place in the England squad, and a huge contract.

For a while now I've thought he should be a squad player, but now I'm not even sure he's even that.

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

For a club of United's standing [Rashford is] an impact sub. In terms of starting games regularly, he's not good enough technically, and a poor finisher.

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

[Rashford is an] Awful player. Not a no.9, and not much of an upgrade over even Elanga out wide.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Poor Rashers. Match winning performance in 2 of the past 4; set up the winner in one of the other 2. Hung out to dry by these dud tactics against City away and the rabble want his head

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

He's not a number 9, and yet he took the points against both Arsenal & L'pool. Nice assist for Sancho to take the points at Leicester. The number of bile-filled pages compared with the complete apathy during his match winning performances in 3 of the 4 games are telling.

The slavish adoration for a completely-shot Ronaldo who couldn't wait to be out of the club not just once but twice while taking the £^$$! in ETH's first pre season on 500 grand a week ("I am a slave": ironic) compared to the time a local lad who does tons for the community suffers is more than a bit stomach curdling.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Because I understand why the performance was poor against City. Because I understand why the team was abysmal last season (as ETH does). Because I wrote 6 months ago how this would go down, why ETH would not countenance Ronaldo as a starter in competitive league football, and why we'd see the Rashford Renaissance (TM).

Needs a CF to play off then the final pieces fall into place.

Oh Wayne, my sweet, dribbling Wayne ..

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Oh Wayne, my sweet, dribbling Wayne ..

Have some green.

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Oh Wayne, my sweet, dribbling Wayne ..

Originally Posted by ErikvanHaaksbergen

Oh Wayne, my sweet, dribbling Wayne ..

Jesus Christ

That is brutal.