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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...los-Tevez.html

absolutely £#%&!ing hell

Manchester United 'line up sensational loan swoop for former striker Carlos Tevez' as they seek replacement for injured Marcus Rashford

well played Daily Mail, well played!

for ffs

Could sue for corporate negligence.

Shambles.

Ah so we didn't reach rock bottom last night after all

More chance of me winning FOTY than this happening.

Still, funny story.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

More chance of me winning FOTY than this happening.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Originally Posted by Zorg

would take him back tomorrow he would put more into one game than that fraud at no9

Originally Posted by puressence

would take him back tomorrow he would put more into one game than that fraud at no9

Embarrassing but true.

Originally Posted by Zorg

https://www.goal.com/en-us/news/the-...510qo1gamsqi5y

The $40M heist - how Tevez took China for the most expensive ride in football history

...But it was small reward for a contract reputedly worth a mammoth $40 million for just one year: $2m a game, and $8m for every goal the flop managed to score.

There was plenty of controversy along the way, too. Seemingly treating his stay in China as the best-paid gap year in history, Tevez was likely to be found everywhere but the Shenhua training pitch in 2017. He raised hackles by visiting Shanghai Disneyland with his family while his team-mates played a Superleague match, and also found time to host an extravagant four-day wedding in his home country

Originally Posted by puressence

would take him back tomorrow he would put more into one game than that fraud at no9

a 35 year old? give over

Originally Posted by Seamus

a 35 year old? give over

weve signed older

Originally Posted by puressence

weve signed older

I thought I was on ignore?

a 35 year old who £#%&!ed off to city is not the answer.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Originally Posted by Seamus

a 35 year old who f***ed off to city is not the answer.

It is if the question is "Who would do better than Martial?"

rather give Stoney a run out than Tevez tbf

Originally Posted by Zorg

for ffs

Lol

Yep, can see him being welcomed back to the club with open arms.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

It is if the question is "Who would do better than Martial?"

he wouldnt do better than Martial. We still have Greenwood. Pure will be suggesting Peter Crouch next.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

rather give Stoney a run out than Tevez tbf

Unfortunately I have retired. Thanks, It wouldnt be long before I would have been blowing kisses to the stretford end if I was still in my pomp