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Unread 07-08-2012, 12:09 PM
The Watcher
 
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£#%&!ing robot @#%&!s. this statement is still giving me problems because a lot of people still believe it to be true.

We didn't lose the league in the last few seconds! There were a few seconds were we may have won the league but we lost the league long before this point.
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Vidic: “In Europe we’ve had so much success in recent years – we’ve had three finals, a semi-final & maybe we relaxed a bit last season.”
Don't know about you, but I'll never forget the "success" of Rome and Wembley, when I watched United get butt £#%&!ed all over the pitch. Great memories
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:15 PM
Zorg
 
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13:52 Mike Phelan: Yes, I'm getting £10 million. They've been great owners.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:16 PM
MJ Ramone
 
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Has any Journalist actually bothered to ask where Fergie is & if he's been successful on his 'transfer mission'?

"I'm Happy With What I've Got" is looming - you can smell it in the air.
I think it's coming tomorrow tonight.

Stewart Gardener post match interview - "Sir Alex, I have to ask..there's been a lot of speculation as to why you joined the Tour late. Lots of rumours about Transfer deals with Van Persie & Moura..could you clear any of that up for us?"

Chip - "Well, we were interested in the boy Moura but it's very difficult ...his agent..you know...deary me...anyway"

Gardener - "And Van Persie?"

Chip - "No. No chance. I think he's going to City....anyway...I'm happy to go with what I've got. The players have been doing well in Training. Fletcher has joined up with the Scotland squad which is a huge boost for the Lad..etc"
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:19 PM
believe
 
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"and it's also rumoured that madrid have said they are interested in nani"
"aye and i've told you sonny i wudnae sell them a virus "
"but you sold them ronaldo?"
"get ooot a eeer ya £#%&!ing @#%&! ya barred!!!"
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:19 PM
dragflick
 
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Originally Posted by MJ Ramone
Has any Journalist actually bothered to ask where Fergie is & if he's been successful on his 'transfer mission'?

"I'm Happy With What I've Got" is looming - you can smell it in the air.
I think it's coming tomorrow tonight.

Stewart Gardener post match interview - "Sir Alex, I have to ask..there's been a lot of speculation as to why you joined the Tour late. Lots of rumours about Transfer deals with Van Persie & Moura..could you clear any of that up for us?"

Chip - "Well, we were interested in the boy Moura but it's very difficult ...his agent..you know...deary me...anyway"

Gardener - "And Van Persie?"

Chip - "No. No chance. I think he's going to City....anyway...I'm happy to go with what I've got. The players have been doing well in Training. Fletcher has joined up with the Scotland squad which is a huge boost for the Lad..etc"
ffs. As much as I want to VVVvvvvVVVvvvv you, and call you a doomlord £#%&!ing moaning repetitive #@&%!, I won't.. because you're spot on with that :shakehead:
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:20 PM
MJ Ramone
 
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ffs. As much as I want to VVVvvvvVVVvvvv you, and call you a doomlord £#%&!ing moaning repetitive #@&%!, I won't.. because you're spot on with that :shakehead:
Awww, thanks.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:21 PM
dragflick
 
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Awww, thanks.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:32 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Originally Posted by MJ Ramone
Has any Journalist actually bothered to ask where Fergie is & if he's been successful on his 'transfer mission'?

"I'm Happy With What I've Got" is looming - you can smell it in the air.
I think it's coming tomorrow tonight.

Stewart Gardener post match interview - "Sir Alex, I have to ask..there's been a lot of speculation as to why you joined the Tour late. Lots of rumours about Transfer deals with Van Persie & Moura..could you clear any of that up for us?"

Chip - "Well, we were interested in the boy Moura but it's very difficult ...his agent..you know...deary me...anyway"

Gardener - "And Van Persie?"

Chip - "No. No chance. I think he's going to City....anyway...I'm happy to go with what I've got. The players have been doing well in Training. Fletcher has joined up with the Scotland squad which is a huge boost for the Lad..etc"
you've basically visited the future because that is exactly what is going to happen. Predictable frogson and his sack of bullshit.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 12:57 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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Chip - "Well, we were interested in the boy Moura but it's very difficult ...his agent..you know...deary me...anyway"


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you've basically visited the future because that is exactly what is going to happen. Predictable frogson and his sack of bullshit.
would love it if he did actually buy a sack and put some shit in it. don't know why but i would.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 01:02 PM
Tronics
 
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you've basically visited the future because that is exactly what is going to happen. Predictable frogson and his sack of bullshit.
He knows him soo well
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 01:10 PM
borsuk
 
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imagine going out of your way to listen to wayne £#%&!ing rooney string a trained sentence together.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 09:49 PM
ZiggyStardust
 
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Look at the £#%&!ing state of Rooney :shakehead:

 
Unread 07-08-2012, 09:52 PM
rebelcountyred
 
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Look at the £#%&!ing state of Rooney :shakehead:

he's turning into a leprechaun
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 10:06 PM
taff
 
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saw phelan in the gaffers seat on the valerenga highlights, almost pissed myself. was like he'd won a £#%&!ing competition or something.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 10:08 PM
M-13
 
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Look at the £#%&!ing state of Rooney :shakehead:

The bastard son of........

 
Unread 07-08-2012, 10:08 PM
Whalefish
 
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Tremendous -
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 10:09 PM
Grimson
 
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Look at the £#%&!ing state of Rooney :shakehead:

It looks like someone has taken different pictures of each individual piece of his face and then stitched them all together.
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 10:24 PM
Cream
 
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It looks like someone has taken different pictures of each individual piece of his face and then stitched them all together.
It's one of those question of sport photofits.



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Unread 07-08-2012, 11:12 PM
Sparky***
 
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Anyone asked where the £#%&! Fergie is?
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Where's £#%&!ing Frogson then? Lost at the airport? S2C tbdementia
He's probably been £#%&!ing stuck in the £#%&!ing bath for 2 days because no @#%&! was there to help him out.

"£#%&! sake, tell them i'm on a transfer mission or something - that load of %@#$&!s about the brazilian lad, say something about agents or some shite...tell kathy to get back from Darren's house quick my toes are going wrinkly"
 
Unread 07-08-2012, 11:46 PM
bcred
 
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hmmmm,Is it possible that Roons is actually Uncle Malcoms lovechild?
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