Pepe the rat

Coming in June on a free according to some portuguese rags

oh god.

Don't worry, will probably end up in china earning 500k a week

Any word from "our man in Lisbon?"

Can't stand him but he was phenomenal at the Euros.

FFS I thought you meant:



YHBR

When his head's right he's one of the best centre backs in the world

Was player of the tournament at the last euros for me

We need some experience in central defence so on a free transfer it would be a good signing

Piss will be boiled

Ultimate wum

Would love him here the horrible snide @#%&!

Originally Posted by dragflick

Piss will be boiled

Head like a crinkly walnut shell the little rat£#%&! but the wummery would be incredible.

Injury time dive in the box at Anfield, the seething

Loves an old @#%&! too does Jose.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Piss will be boiled

Ultimate wum

Originally Posted by Vedder

Would love him here the horrible snide c***

He's a @#%&! but we've had a few of those before.

Sign him up. Absolute Premier League @#%&!, would be well worth it to see him stud raking down De Bruyne's calf or gouging Coutinho.

0.25 - absolute top red too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmFDy-pGCQI

Please not, dont want that cheating @#%&! coming here. Plus he's old and there are better options out there.

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Please not, dont want that cheating @#%&! coming here. Plus he's old and there are better options out there.

Playing with no boots on he's better than our current options except Bailly

The refs here would be QUEUEING up to send him off

How many times are people going to react to a Real player shit-bait angling for a new deal?

Hearing this is

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Just won't die down this one

Him and Bailly 1st choice centre back pairing next season?

Probably as much chance as him and Ramos.