Harry Maguire - New Club Captain

Originally Posted by browser

Do you even know who Chris Hughes is? Let alone how often he gets into scrapes ffs

Edit: just read he’s in love island. Explains why I have zero knowledge of him

I watch Love Island.

I follow him on Instagram.

He has previous for fighting.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Sensational.

Nothing more quintessentially english than getting pissed and fighting on a greek island.

I hear when it all kicked off, Lindelof started crying, Wan-Bassaka was in the wrong restaurant and Williams just stood there watching.

Originally Posted by Jethro

Originally Posted by Jethro

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He's f***ed if true.

New to rich people pal? They are never f***ed, insignificant fine at most.

BTW is he wearing Adidas shorts with a shirt the scruff

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I was almost going to use the Captain America reference gif just for you

Originally Posted by barca99

New to rich people pal? They are never f***ed, insignificant fine at most.

BTW is he wearing Adidas shorts with a shirt the scruff

For assault on a copper? Surely that means serving time no matter where you are in the world

I don't mind a bit of lads-will-be-lads but this is stupidity of the highest order

Surely you can bung them a few grand to make it go away. Reckon the Greeks are just using the press to stir up a bigger bribe.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Surely you can bung them a few grand to make it go away. Reckon the Greeks are just using the press to stir up a bigger bribe.

if he's got a half decent solicitor he'll get off with a slap on the wrist and a fine.

Originally Posted by MrBishi

For assault on a copper? Surely that means serving time no matter where you are in the world

I don't mind a bit of lads-will-be-lads but this is stupidity of the highest order

You don't even get time over here for assaulting a copper ffs.

You can drag one to death behind your car and get away with 5 years with good behaviour

Apparently he was attacked from behind, but by the time he managed turn around it was the following morning and he @#%&!ted an innocent member of the public.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

if he's got a half decent solicitor he'll get off with a slap on the wrist and a fine.



You don't even get time over here for assaulting a copper ffs.

You can drag one to death behind your car and get away with 5 years with good behaviour

Hopefully not

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-53862037

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Surely you can bung them a few grand to make it go away. Reckon the Greeks are just using the press to stir up a bigger bribe.

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1296814245561208837

Originally Posted by Buck

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...14245561208837

He'll be retired off the coast of Chile by the time the Greek courts get around to hosting a trial. If he get's sent down before then it would be a great opportunity to see if our defence improves with Smalling back as many on here have claimed.

Bribery !!!!

My guys gone IN

Originally Posted by Buck

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...14245561208837

Holy shit.

the mancunian michael shields

https://twitter.com/ODDSbible/status/1296745558741311488

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

the mancunian michael shields

Scousers were up in arms over Shields.. We’ve got virgins on Twitter making polls on who they want as the new captain.

White privilege

Sounds like he finally caught up with Dunk