with all due respect to frank lampard

maybe they have put a tiny pot of ashes in the roof supports of every football ground in europe. ever thought of that.

i think fat frank deserves some credit for the way he's played since his mum died. i know i wouldn't be able to function at all if it had happened to me, let alone play well and score important goals at the highest level.

that said, if they'd have won, i was half expecting them to drag her rotting corpse up to lift the trophy.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i think fat frank deserves some credit for the way he's played since his mum died. i know i wouldn't be able to function at all if it had happened to me, let alone play well and score important goals at the highest level.

that said, if they'd have won, i was half expecting them to drag her rotting corpse up to lift the trophy.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i think fat frank deserves some credit for the way he's played since his mum died. i know i wouldn't be able to function at all if it had happened to me, let alone play well and score important goals at the highest level.

that said, if they'd have won, i was half expecting them to drag her rotting corpse up to lift the trophy.

People do come out with a lot of crap when people die though. When my mum died my dad said "Well she's gone to a better place". It took all my powers of diplomacy not to say "Well dad, talking as one atheist to another what the £#%&! is that supposed to mean?". I wish I had said it actually

ive just sold a holiday , i kissed the ring pointed to the sky ..

I love kissing rings

Originally Posted by jaffo

I wonder how my colleagues would have felt if, a month after my dad died, I shouted 'this one's for Bernard!' and pointed to the heavens as I completed a tricky report.

Might try it tomorrow actually.

piss funny Jaffo

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i think fat frank deserves some credit for the way he's played since his mum died. i know i wouldn't be able to function at all if it had happened to me, let alone play well and score important goals at the highest level.

that said, if they'd have won, i was half expecting them to drag her rotting corpse up to lift the trophy.

wrong in so many ways but piss funny

i know i shouldn't laugh , but this is a class thread

When did Frank Lampards mum die?

Originally Posted by signed dc

I was thinking that, if you believe in all of that kind of thing, odds are most of us are going to have to do at least a few weeks in purgatory.

Oh definitely.

Unless you're Protestant.

In which case, straight to hell.

Sorry lads.

has anyone had this text?

Lost the Carling Cup final, the League, the Champions League or lost a parent? then talk to FRANK on 0800 10 10 10. thats 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

what about the


sing a song of chelsea text??

anybody had that 1

Lampard's mum died????

Never heard it mentioned on the commentary?

You'd think they would mention something like that, as no footballer has ever had a parent die before

Originally Posted by believe

has anyone had this text?

£#%&!ing hell, I was mid-way through typing that out to a fellow Red who was at the game & has a harsh sense of humour when I remembered he lost his old man a few months ago... Christ that would have been a bit awkward

Originally Posted by Baron_van_Marlon

£#%&!ing hell, I was mid-way through typing that out to a fellow Red who was at the game & has a harsh sense of humour when I remembered he lost his old man a few months ago... Christ that would have been a bit awkward

For the benefit of those of us who haven't received it can you write it here. Or text it to us.

Cheers.

Originally Posted by Baron_van_Marlon

£#%&!ing hell, I was mid-way through typing that out to a fellow Red who was at the game & has a harsh sense of humour when I remembered he lost his old man a few months ago... Christ that would have been a bit awkward

I'm sure he'd have understood

Originally Posted by elephantstone

piss funny Jaffo

wrong in so many ways but piss funny

Hear hear on both counts.

Got to say that Jack's coming out with some pearlers at the moment.

Just watched the pens again (again) and this man is nothing short of a @#%&!, I'm sorry. Pointing to the sky for the eightth time, going 'look everyone, my mum died, look'. FFs.

£#%&! off with your weird tongue habits as well.

pre his post match interview, i felt sorry for him the last few weeks.

now though, £#%&! him, mother£#%&!er.