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Unread 13-09-2012, 07:39 PM
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I've been tasked with coming up with a brand name within a football coaching company that targets parents (or brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles etc) and their under 4 children to come and play football (or soccer). The one that is all the rage at the moment is one called Little Rascalz Soccer School's 'Mommy & Me' program so I need a catchy slogan in a similar vein for our company. Funny ones which can never be used are welcome too.

It's for a good cause too. These parents are usually from million dollar families with stay-at-home mums who have more money than sense. The (extortionate) money made is to go towards scholarships for other less fortunate kids.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:42 PM
Billy Bigbollox
 
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Gary Glitter Soccer School?
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:46 PM
Ethers
 
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"Come And Dribble Round Some Cones While Argentina £#%&!s Your Mom. And Sister."
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:46 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Parents Elders Daughters or Sons Funtime Football School.

PEDOS FFS.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:47 PM
Sparky***
 
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tbh if you can't come up with something that simple then i have no idea what the £#%&! you're being paid for.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:50 PM
Argentina
 
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tbh if you can't come up with something that simple then i have no idea what the £#%&! you're being paid for.
Green's not a colour mate that suits you mate. I get paid to turn shit players into good players, and good players into quality players. Sorry if I can't come up with a catchy little slogan. I like Blazersers effort though.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:51 PM
boreez
 
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My Family's Got Balls Soccer Soiree

Family Football Hoopla

Me and You Soccer How To
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:54 PM
Sloppy
 
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The ssgboreustodeathaboutjunior football club.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:56 PM
Zorg
 
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Lickle Shit@#%&!z
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:58 PM
Sparky***
 
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Green's not a colour mate that suits you mate. I get paid to turn shit players into good players, and good players into quality players. Sorry if I can't come up with a catchy little slogan. I like Blazersers effort though.
you get paid to turn under 4's into "quality players"?

phenomenal mate.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 07:59 PM
Argentina
 
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you get paid to turn under 4's into "quality players"?

phenomenal mate.
C'mon, tell me about it mate. Who's upset you today?
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 08:06 PM
no fun
 
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"discover if your lad is gay within 2 sessions"
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 08:06 PM
Sparky***
 
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C'mon, tell me about it mate. Who's upset you today?
the world.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 08:12 PM
redhegemony
 
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'four to forty four' : Skills Soccer Academy.

or

Argy Bargy
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 08:18 PM
Sloppy
 
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Chirpse Score Shoot.
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 08:19 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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Sons of Pele FC
or Don't Tell your Dad FC
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 09:46 PM
Zorg
 
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I used to play for FC FC
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 09:50 PM
bobbledinho
 
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Shit @#%&!s of tomorrow
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 09:51 PM
thenorthwillriseagain
 
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grampas under 8's
 
Unread 13-09-2012, 09:53 PM
thenorthwillriseagain
 
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eh?
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